First Post: Wednesday, July 16, 2014

A little colour to brighten your otherwise drab and listless experience with no sports events taking place on television today

Halloa!

Free ones: None today, but Del Mar Thoroughbred Club begins tomorrow. Siouxie Sioux: ‘So begin the countdown…’

Pay-side: Today…

Delpark 3, 4, 6, 7
Suffolk 8, 9
Woodbine 4, 7, 8

Today’s Stakes Pageantry: Assinbioia 6 has a live longshot in #2 Megatron Ruler.

In Les Bois 7, #1 Justcallheraggie seems too good.

Yesterday’s Activity: Despite the outrage over the lack of true kitchen skills shown by the tatted-up pantry boy, it looks like Judy Greer + garlic = great financial gain. Thank you for being a good-luck taliswoman…Ms. Judy Greer, everyone!

WMF Report:

Early
Assiniboia 6f
Les Bois 5f
Delpark 5½f
Evangeline 5½f
Indiana 6f
Suffolk 6f
Thistle 1m

Nocturnal Submission: Sifting through the wreckage…

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Take care now.