First Post: Thursday, December 26, 2013

Please do not play this video if you are near anyone offended by cursing. Please, please, please do not do it. It is not suitable for gentle company. We are merely inspired to post it now after seeing his latest cinematic tour de force, The Wolf of The Wall Street. The Wall Street.

“This one’s called ‘Frank Stronach’. He makes the best…tracks. He makes the best…tracks. If I ever meet him, I’m gonna his grab his…neck and just shake him and say ‘Thank you, thank you for makin’ such excellent…tracks”.

Free ones: Rundown…

Aqueduct 5, 6
Gulf 3, 5, 8
Santa Anita (Santa Anita! Yes, thank you! Santa Anita!) 3, 4, 5, 8

Pay-side: Today…

Fair Grounds 4, 8, 9
Golden Gate 4, 5, 6, 7
Hawthorne 6, 8, 9
Laurel 4, 5, 7, 9
Sunland 5, 11
Tampa 5, 9
Turfway 2, 3, 4, 5, 8, 9
Turf Paradise 3

Today’s Stakes Pageantry: All at Santa Anita, Races 6, 7 & 8, the last of which is on the free page.

Yesterday’s Activity: Just like little Ralphy and his family in that movie: Chinese food! But unlike them for breakfast: Gran Marnier French toast. We report, you decide.

WMF Report:

Early
Chas. Town 7f
Gulf 6f, 1m
Sunland 5½f
Tampa 6f
Turfway 6½f

Rally
Golden Gate 1m (WMF 2, WMF 2)
Gulf 1m (T) (WMF 17)

Nocturnal Submission: Sifting through the wreckage…

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Bye-bye.