First Post: Sunday, September 22, 2013

Sorry, no visuals on this one, but had there been any, they certainly would have been suitable for work. Yea, verily, lead singer Andrea Lewis was a dandy piece of eye-candy, but also she could sing without the aid of Auto-Tune, and she did not have to remove any of her clothing to excite and titillate. The brain! The brain! It used to be an important organ vis-a-vis arousal!

As well, Dexter the Blood-Spatter Inspexter, bye-bye! Let us know how it turns out! Don’t forget to write. Happy trails, ya molexter, ya injexter, ya infexter. Still have not seen even one episode of South Trek or The Mad Sopranosz. What are we missing?

One day, like they had Gojira v. King Kong v. Mothra, perhaps these smart TV execs will pit Dexter the Molexter v. Walter Skysenberg v. the Little Guy From The Game Of The Thornsz. It could be live and on pay-per-view, with Dr. Bert Lampley calling the blow-by-blow and Floyd de la Hoya Jr. on colour-commentary, pending his successful release from Trembling Hillsz. Yeah, that’s the ticket. Smiley Iris could be one of the Ring Girls, with Lamar Lardassian v. Khloe Odom on the undercard. How do we make this happen! Kickstarter, change.org? How! Les Moonbeam, are ya listening!

Free ones:

Belmont 3, 8, 9
Calder / Gulf Gulf 2, Gulf 4, Gulf 8
Short-Segment Barretts (a k a Fairplex Park née Pomona Fair) 1, 6, 9

Pay-side:

Arlington 6, 8, 9
Churchill 4, 9, 10
Louisiana 1, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
Monmouth 4, 6, 10
Woodbine 1, 3, 4, 6, 9
Zia 5, 6

Today’s Stakes Pageantry: Uh-oh. Triple Threat Horsey #9 Vernissage goes in the 10th at Albquerque. Won’t pay anything, though, not even a wing piece at local chicken eatery Los Pollos Hermanosz. Maybe you can roll a parlay to another Triple Threat Horsey, #5 Global Stage, in the next race. The batter there has a super special ingredient. That’s what they say on the street, anyway.

The Buffalo is the feature at The Assiniboia, Race 8, and #9 Zdeno will be hard to get by, son.

Oustide chance to #5 I’m Kiddin in Thistle 6.

Yesterday’s Activity: Do not rely on late-rising, drowsy Interweb bloggersz! The Opener at Belmont, unavailable at press-time because, well, press-time came after first post-time!

Do not shortchange yourself. This winning blend of favourites and longshots and everything in-between can be yours, of your own doing and volition, if you have the proper tools. You know where you have to go. (Shhhh…even if you are not Amnesty-eligible, just go ahead and do it…)

WMF Report:

Early
Beulah 6f
Churchill 6f (WMF 400)
Calder 6f
Emerald 6f, 6½f
Barreplex 6f
Gulf 6f (WMF 425)
Los Alamitos 4½f
Louisiana 6f
Monmouth 6f
Keystone 5½f
Thistle 6f, 1m

Nocturnal Submission: Sifting through the wreckage now, you know how it works.

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Drive safely.

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3 Responses to First Post: Sunday, September 22, 2013

  1. KGreen says:

    Les could even have Brenda & Billy ChenoWITTS join The CARNIVALE to help Ben Hawkins figure out his dilemmmma??? Brenda would ROCK Sampsons world. He was a Stud, Is what that woman in Babylon said.

    Sending CARE PACKAGE Tomorrow! One must eat healthy nowdays

    • Shoutoute says:

      Tyvm. Honey is the only food on earth that doesn’t spoil. Heard that the other day. Also, some crystallization is natural. Simply insert your jar into a pot of hot (but not boiling!) water and it will reliquify. Take care of that CCD!

  2. KGreen says:

    Yes honey will never spoil, no bacteria because it has already been digested by the bees, but if there is more than 19% water in it, it will SOUR. Always take your Refractometer with you to the Farmers Market, put on a show for everyone. 16%, oh everyone come buy this honey or this is 18.4% a little thin. You lucky ones in sunny Ca., just take your granulated honey to your car, park it outside in the sun, make sure windows are up and no children or pets inside. In no time at all, liquid honey {how do you spell liquefied?}. No energy used only Solar power. Be as GREEN as you can.

    Package mailed Tuesday Sept. 24th–looks as a fine Bourbon would

    Gonna see Dr. Jim & the gang this week. Did show a profit this month, been a long time comin. Seconditis has eaten me alive the past 2 months. So just like Mr. Mitchell says>>> Its OK to let the OTHERS hold your money a while, It will come back home. I’ll print my wagers & let them critique away. They are interesting & entertaining.

    TYVM, TYVM, TUVM

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