First Post: Saturday, September 21, 2103

Well, hello there…

Free ones: Rundown…

Belmont 2, 6, 7
Calder / Gulf Calder 5, Gulf 5, Gulf 7
Short-Segment Barretts (a k a Fairplex Park née Pomona Fair) (finally!) 5, 8, 11

Pay-side: Today…

Arlington 2, 4, 5, 8, 9, 10, 11
Churchill 8, 9, 10
Laurel 5, 7, 9
Louisiana 4, 5, 6, 8, 10
Remington 4, 7
Woodbine 1, 6, 7, 9, 10

Today’s Stakes Pageantry: Gulf 7 and Barreplex 11 are on the free page.

AP 8, CD 9, LaD 4, 6, 8, Lrl 7, 9 — those seven on the pay-side.

Tiptoeing around the fave in Bel 8 via #4 Tetradrachm, #1 Tune Me In, #3 Big Screen.

That sort of gambit also in play in Barreplex 9, but only two horseys: #7 Ruby Pumps, #2 Cathy’s Crunches.

OK, ya chalk-loversz! #8 Sittin At the Bar is one of those vaunted Triple Threat Horseys in LaD 7. Two races after that there, it’s #7 Palmy Bay in the same kind of situation.

#5 Geeky Gorgeous is your Zoey Deschanel Triple Threat Horsey Play of the Day in Mth 8. Next race there, a nonfavored duo emerges through #9 Jack Taylor, #7 Smoke the Devil.

Suffolk! E. Boston! #1 Grady and #8 Worth the Worry can make things interesting in Race 7.

Random race in Alb 12, and #1 Mr. McCoy can help fund overwrought TV drama-series withdrawal this week and next.

Chas. Town
Race 3: #6 Golden Set (Triple Threat Horsey)
Race 4: #3 Russell Road (ditto)
Race 6: #3 Windsor’s Graduate (same)
Race 7: #6 Amherst Street (likewise)
Race 8: #4 Down Town Allen (where’s the Thesaurus?)

Which brings us to Race 9, the Pink Ribbon, and your Colonial Penn Stakes Triple Stumper of the Evening: #2 Wardelle, #7 Saturday Surprise (!), #3 Flattering Bea. We now resume your regularly scheduled programming already in progress.

Chas. Town
Race 10: #5 Lucy’s Bob Boy (Triple Threat Horsey)

We interrupt this broadcast for an NBCSN Upset Alert Upset Alert. Chas. Town, Race 12, has #2 R Free Roll and #11 Jax and JILL ready to hook up.

Chas. Town
Race 13: #2 In the Fairway (Triple Threat Horsey)

Northlands…if you had V6, you’d find the Triple Threat Horseys on your own by now!

Keydelphiparxxx, thought we could present something meaningful and worthwhile there, but the outputs say otherwise. Regretsz!

Yesterday’s Activity: All right, all right, ya Longshot Louiesz! Race 6 at the Belmont Park on Friday, Sept. 20, 2013. It was there for the taking.

Wild race on the V6 outputs. Wild. For starters, no horsey on the LifeLiner speed could muster any standard above 68 (68!). How is that possible? We had that same scenario a couple of weeks ago in the “Nocturnal Submission” section in a King of the NetCapper Bulliesz finale at the Mountain. Remember? It was the post about the Turksz, Mesut Özil, and none of the horseys could get above 68 on the LifeLiner speed. It worked out then, and it worked out even bigger yesterday.

That’s because first-timer Mental Iceberg (“Greenberg, Iceberg, they’re all the same!”) came in (connection line of 18pc/16pc/27pc) at 32-1, $66-even. He was the Third Bonkersmate listed in this race, which made the free page.

All the experienceds were equally untalented (or at least unproven), so Forever Utopia, 10-1, completed the exacta. That paid $962-even for $2. This was 32-1 on top of 10-1 in a 10-horse field.

Res ipsa loquitur. Gratis…gratis.

WMF Report:

Early
Albuquerque 5f
Churchill 6f
Calder 6f
Chas. Town 4½f
Emerald 6f, 6½f
Finger 1m40y
Barreplex 6f
Gulf 6f
Los Alamitos 4½f
Louisiana 6f
Marquis 6f
Monmouth 6f
Northlands 6f
PennNat 6f
Suffolk 6f
Thistle 5½f, 6f, 1m

Nocturnal Submission: Freestander later, after the wreckage has been sifted through.

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Bye-bye.