First Post: Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Twelve years on, America…

The Wrecking Balls are different now in 2013 than they were in 2001, but by damn at least this cray/krz/USA way of life goes on…forever! The beauty of it all…

Free ones: Rundown…

Belmont 4, 5, 6, 7
Short-Segment Barretts (a k a Fairplex Park née Pomona Fair) 3, 4, 6, 10

Pay-side: Today…

Delpark 2, 3, 5, 8
Kentucky 5, 8, 9, 10
Remington 4, 8
Suffolk 7
Woodbine 7, 8

Today’s Stakes Activity: All right, all right, ya Phonetic Alphabet-fansz! Today’s your day! Huzzah! Barreplex Pomona 8 has #1 Echo Zulu on Easy Street, right? Bunnymen Parade!

Yesterday’s Activity: OK at Zia for Race 10 in which top-touted Grodin Drive (Chas. Grodin! what ever happened to that guy?!) Bet way down, however, from 8-1 on the morning line to 4-1. Oh, well.

Tuesday Sniping Bonkersmate Wild About Irene was not that crazy in Indiana 7, $15.40 to win.

The Ned Reldem, Esq., Play of the Day was also a King of the NetCapper Bulliesz special in the finale at Keydelphiparxxx. In it, classic Mistah Mitchell value was found via the standard V6 Betting Line; its third-choice, Congressionalbust (!), had Fair Odds of 6-1 in a contentious race. Morning-line odds on this one were 12-1, and he was sent away at 34-1. LifeLiner did not like Congressionalbust.

Following the standard Ned Reldem, Esq., protocol: If your hairy long one (!) has any (single) smidgen of positive evidence in his or her defence (value on Betting Line, qualifying LifeLiner, proper alignment of planets Venus & Uranus), you must take your chance; you must know how to meet your awaiting fate. As his legal hero Johnnie L. Cochran Jr. would have put it, “If the longshot fits, you must not quit!”

It worked for Orenthal, and it works for Ned Reldem, Esq. He is a beginner, and he likes using V6. It was great good fortune that brought us together, certainly. He is a good model for how to approach effective handicapping and wagering without having to learn all the old-timey, so-called conventional wisdom, wisdom which itself may not really be so wise! Truly, Eastern Philosophy deserves its place alongside the Western canon!

And as a bonus, his beloved Va. Poly had a productive Saturday & Monday. That guy must have a horseshoe somewhere on (inside?) his person.

WMF Report:

Early
Albuquerque 7f
Assiniboia 7½f
Delpark 6f
Northlands 6f, 6½f
PennNat 6f
Portland 5½f
Suffolk 6f, 1m
Thistle 5½f, 6f, 1m

Rally
Woodbine 1 1/16m

Nocturnal Submission: Albuquerque 6 (6:25 p.m. EDT / 3:25 p.m. PDT) has #1 Natural Dreams capable of being realized; too bad W. White/W. Whitman won’t be able to break free from his manacles in the squad car to get down on it; honestly, we still have never seen even one episode of this show, not a one! It’s insane what you can pick up just by paying attention, observing, keeping your ear on the chatter. …The Colonial Penn Double Stumper of the Night comes in Portland 7 (7:27 / 4:27) via #6 Kawani Run and #3 Lady’s M V P. …

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Aloha.