First Post: Friday, August 2, 2013

All right, all right, ya Ellen fansz! Your girl (?) will be hosting that famous annual movie awards programme in 2014. You like that? What’s that? You wanted N. P. Harris? Wait. Isn’t he the same person as Ellen?

Also looking like they could be fraternal twinsz: Girlsz star Pudding Face and versatile everyman comedian Gen. Patton Oswalt. Same, right?

Free ones: Rundown…

Saratoga Race Course 5
Calder 6
Del Mar Thoroughbred Club 4, 8

Pay-side: Today…

Arlington 9
Ellis Park 5, 6, 8
Louisiana 1, 2, 4, 8, 9
Woodbine 5, 9

Today’s Stakes Pageantry: Here’s a nice stakes race this evening at the Tulsa, Race 7. Wild-open, so why not hit up a 25-1 (25!) shot on your morning line? Come on, #5 Crhossgo! Next race there, and #4 Specialfite gets our call in the Route 66 S.

Uh-oh. Vaunted Triple Threat Horsey status falls on #3 Terlani in Northlands 7, the Madamoiselle. (N.B. This is the way they are reporting the spelling in Alberta, Can.)

Yesterday’s Activity: As always, a good distribution of outcomes.

WMF Report:

Early
Chas. Town 4½f, 7f
Ellis 6f, 1m
Evangeline 6f
Finger 6f
Fairmount 6f
Marquis 6f
Northlands 6f, 6½f
PennNat 6f
Ruidoso 7½f

Rally
Arlington @1m (T) (WMF 23)

Nocturnal Submission: Going to Evangeline for its opener (6:40 p.m. EDT / 3:40 p.m. PDT) for #3 Rockyten. …Next race there (7:05 / 4:05) has #8 Aaron’s Tornado ready to blow up the early daily double. …Over to Tulsa, Race 2 (7:25 / 4:25), in which #8 Seattle Sniper and #2 Catchafallingstar comprise your Bonkers Box-type situation. …Rare 7-1 morning-line chance in MD 8 (midnight EDT Saturday, Aug. 3, 2013 / 9 p.m.): #5 Resurgent. …It’s #6 J P Barley for the upset in Northlands 4 (9:30 / 6:30). …

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Bye-bye.