First Post: Thursday, June 20, 2013

Never ever saw even one episode of this show. But if you play enough clicker-roulette in your life, you’re bound to stumble upon some meaningful clips. Like that time we saw Paul Simon singing that line about “I’m an ordinary player in the TOC”, except that that was a Mondegreen; the actual lyric is “I’m an ordinary player in the Key of C”. So it was with today’s video selection, which we serendipitously landed on a few years back during a prolonged depression of the up-channel button on the remote. Now is as good a time as any to trot it out. Never saw even one episode of this show. Nonetheless, R.I.P., Tony Walnutsz!

All right, all right, ya Dexter the Molexter fansz! Take it easy! We never saw Six Feet Under, either, though we understand Peter Krause likes to play tennis at the club there in Toluca Lake next to Warner Bros. Him and Jeremy Sisto.

Free ones: Rundown…

Belmont 2, 5, 6
Calder 2, 4
BFHollyPark 6

Pay-side: Today…

Churchill 5, 8
Colonial 1, 2, 4, 5, 7, 8
Delpark 1, 6, 7
Louisiana 2, 4, 8
Lone Star 1, 3, 9

Today’s Stakes Pageantry: Shooting for all the marbles tonight in the Nat’l. Basketball Assn. Would not be surprised to see LeBron exhale now and fill up for 38 points or so. Surely he cannot let this Allah-given second chance slip away.

Yesterday’s Activity: King of the NetCapper Bulliesz situation at Belmont yesterday. There, Silver Silence was the lone LifeLiner Speed qualifier in a contentious race, 8-1 on the morning line. ’Silence took some action to close at 6-1, returning $14.40.

More King of the NetCapper Bulliesz romping, this time at the Arlington. Five-horse (!) splendor there, with 10-1 morning-line chance and Third Bonkersmate Codeword winning at $13 and Second Bonkersmate Here Comes Mario, 10-1 on both the morning line and the toteboard, completing your winning $133 Bonkers Exacta Box.

Colonial 6 saw Bonkersmate Let’s Drink On It (!), 15-1 on the morning line at 9-1 at the off, reach the wire first, but with another horsey. Instead of the $21.40 win mutuel, it was down to $10.20. Ugh.

WMF Report:

Early
Canterbury 6f
Chas. Town 6½f
Delpark 6f
Evangeline 6f, 1m
Finger 6f
Louisiana 1m70y
PennNat 1m
Prairie 5½f, 6f

Nocturnal Submission: EvD 4 (7:55 p.m. EDT / 4:55 p.m. PDT) has #7 Ninth of May coming back from a layoff since the Last of Never, 820 days, to be exact. Ugh. Numbers are there, though. Maybe save with #8 Litefootsue. …Wild in PennNat 6 (8:16 / 5:16), but #9 Heart of Class is capable. …Presque 8 (8:20 / 5:20), and #3 Native Soleil has a chance. …

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Drive safely.

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7 Responses to First Post: Thursday, June 20, 2013

  1. KGreen says:

    I would like to see Nate & Billy playin tennis. Billy’s real mother a
    Gibbs, I think, was a sister to Sharon McG, who had a famous local TV show in Winchester called Sharon’s She-nan-a gins. Had trouble liftin things that weren’t hers. the wife knew them. sang with them in some group
    cannot get off this seconditits

  2. thetrackisfast says:

    yes, I caught that Miss Da Point! Quite frankly, that win surprised me, but the PUN didn’t!

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