First Post: Wednesday, June 5, 2013

Paris Jackson, we are with you in your sadness!

Free ones: Rundown…

Belmont 6, 7

Pay-side: Today…

Delpark 9
Suffolk 7
Arlington 1
Woodbine 3, 7

Today’s Stakes Activity: Going for the gusto (Schlitz!) in Indiana 3, the Wm. Henry Harrison. Now that the Pacers are finished, #8 Alley Bar provides some relief. …

Yesterday’s Activity: Tuesday Sniping! Penna.! Keystone Phillie Parx! Johnnie Mayberry Jr.! Presque! Ontario! Fort Erie! Scoring at a track that should have been demolished by now! Fort Erie > BFHollyPark! Thanks, BF! Fort Erie still around and BF shutters HollyPark. FU, BF Corporate Raidersz! Distrust BF Corporate Raidersz! FU, BF! We hope Schlumpeter’s Gale takes BF out next. FU, BF! However, Frank Stronach remains a true friend of racing, One man, one Canadian. Frank Stronach > BF Corporate Raidersz! FU, BF, FU! FU, BF & your stoopid TV Network. Schlumpeter’s Gale rain down on BF & its stoopid TV Network.

Corporate Raidersz! Deacon Jones, R.I.P. Frank Stronach & his TV Network way, way, way greater than BF & its retarded TV Network. FU, BF, FU. BF should shut down its stoopid TV network next. Frank Stronach #1 alwayszzz.

WMF Report:

Early
Belmont 6f
Beulah 6f
Les Bois 5f
Chas. Town 6½f
Delpark 6f
Evangeline 6f
Northlands 6f
PennNat 6f
Thistle 6f, 1m

Nocturnal Submission: Bonkers Box comebacker situation in AsD 5 (Hello, Saskatchewan!) (10:15 p.m. EDT / 7:15 p.m. PDT): #3 Gimmesumsugar, #4 House Maid. …
Later there, it’s the eighth (11:30 / 8:30) for #4 Charlie Waffles (mmmm, waffles…). …

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Drive safely.