First Post: Thursday, January 3, 2013

Surfing through the available titles for 2013 wall calendars at the universe’s largest online peddler, we were both mystified and encouraged that not a single offering involved the K-rz Largeassian Family. This was a shocking shot! Yet it made us quite happy. There is some hope for the humanity, after all.

We went with this one:

Timeless…

Free ones: Rundown…

Gulf 3, 4, 7, 10

Pay-side: None today, not even from the world’s smallest peddler of dope tout picksz…

Today’s Stakes Pageantry: How ’bout that Loo-vull?! Despair in Gainesville!

WMF Report:

Early
Gulf 6f

Nocturnal Submission: Another frustrated evening, or Glory in The Dark tonight? Only The Shadow knows! Will try again with that laggard #8 Go Maire Tu in the fourth at Chas. Town (8:37 p.m. EST / 5:37 p.m. PST). …Time for #7 Get Glued On to prevail in the seventh there (9:58 / 6:58). …Moving south to the Delta for Race 2 (7:11 / 4:11) for the optimistically named #2 Speed Skills. …Wild 30-1 morning line on #7 Sliceofspaceshot in the fourth (8:04 / 5:04). …Three on the longshot tree in the sixth (8:58 / 5:58): #5 Stormy Donna Gail, #4 A Vanilla Venture, #6 Secret Pal. …Yet another three on yet another longshot tree in the very next race (9:25 / 6:25): #9 It’s Roxy, #4 Barbswhodat, #1 Run With Grace. …Rounding out the surprise pick-3 in the eighth (9:52 / 6:52) is #6 Mining Town. …Dynamic duo (or not) in the third at PennNat (6:54 / 3:54): #3 Cayo Hueso, #7 Rocketman Rob. …Then it’s the superfecta quartet of #4 Small Giant, #5 Cortado, #4 Witty Kid, #1 Grand Macho in Race 4 (7:22 / 4:22). …#5 Victoria Alexes looks good in the sixth (8:16 / 5:16). …

Too much horseys! Sometimes…

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Bye-bye.