First Post: Wednesday, January 2, 2013

No resolve…

Broken already!

Another resolution that didn’t make it very long: to have a 100 percent first-serve percentage in the tennis. Ugh.

Free ones: None today, unless you like reviewing LOSING TOUT PICKSz…

Pay-side: Today…

Tampa 3, 9, 10

(No good here, either. Thank goodness you stayed away! Yeah!)

Today’s Stakes Pageantry: Nothing until at least Friday. Meantime, we have the U. of L’ville ready to make it two triumphs in a row for red-breasted avian mascots. The new year has not tempered our healthful distrust of anything associated with the Sunshine State of Anita Bryant.

WMF Report:

Early
Tampa 6f

Nocturnal Submission: Now we’re getting someplace! It’s the second at Chas. Town (7:43 p.m. EST / 4:43 p.m. PST) and #8 Anna Mae Jones ready to take it for ridge-runnersz everywhere. …Twenty-seven mins. after that, it’s the third there (8:10 / 5:10) whereby #6 Guns N Glory can win it for Second Amendment enthusiasts everywhere. …Amazingly, it’s a natural triple, because Race 4 (8:37 / 5:37) finds #1 Smoken Bobbe capable of scoring for Robert-related people everywhere. …How ’bout five-straight shockersz?! Yea, verily, here’s the fifth (9:04 / 6:04): #1 Snub has the opportunity to triumph for rejectors everywhere. …Blessedly, there’s some downtime before Race 8 comes along (10:25 / 7:25); in that one, #1 Stay Hip will attempt to finish first for Park Slope-loversz everywhere, and #10 Cape Sable makes his case for Floridians (!) everywhere. …Delta, didn’t forget you; your opener (6:45 / 3:45) has #7 Crowned Belle seeking victory for Newcomb College Homecoming Queens everywhere. …Race 2 there (7:11 / 4:11) has #3 Tempt with a chance for inveiglers everywhere. …

Thank you. Best wishes. Drive safely.