Monday Boxing: Imagined-Cruelty-to-Animales Edition

If you’re like a lot of people, you have a dog. Now, if you’re a little luckier than most, you own a Pug. And if you’re truly blessed by the Canine Deities of the Universe, you yourself are owned by a Pug with only one eye.

One-Eyed Pug

‘You Barkin’ at Me?’

Yet there are times when even the most angelic of dogs want to manipulate you for more food, even though their regularly scheduled feeding took place only 30 secs. earlier.

“All right, dog! All right! Take it easy there, champ! I already fed you!”

Still, the scratching at the bowl and the aggressive growling continue. At which point you have no option but to bark back:

“DON’T MAKE ME HARM YOU!”

At least that’s how it works out over here anyway.

Thistle
Race 1: #3 Pyrite Bob (early) – #5 Blackthorn Rose (final)

Thank you. Best wishes. Tomorrow, “Tuesday Sniping”. Until such time, it’s goodbye. “DON’T MAKE ME HARM YOU!”

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