First Post: Saturday, June 2, 2012

Boo on NPR, those elitist Belgian endive eaters! They ran a story this morning on the diamond jubilee of Her Majesty the Queen, and the announcer pronounced it Epsom “Derby”, as in Kentucky Derby. Mope! It’s DAR-bee over there, ya NPR ignoramus! Go drive your Prius over to Whole Foods and learn how to read the Queen’s English the proper way. This is enraging!

Free ones: Rundown…

Belmont 2, 7, 8
Calder 7, 8, 9
The BFH 2, 6, 7, 9

Pay-side: Today…

Churchill 4, 6, 7, 11
Woodbine 3, 6, 7, 9, 10
Monmouth 6, 10, 12
Colonial 8, 10, 11
Arlington 5, 6, 7, 8, 9
Louisiana 6, 7, 8, 9

Back in action at the always lively New Kent, Va.

WMF Report:

Speed
Canterbury 5½f
Churchill 6f
Calder 5f, 6f
Delpark 6f
Finger 6f
Lincoln 6f
Lone Star 6f
Mountain 5f, 5½f, 6f
Monmouth 6f
Keystone 6f
Prairie 1m
River 6f
SunRay 4½f
Thistle 5f

Nocturnal Submission: Golden Gate, Race 7 (7:25 p.m. EDT / 4:25 p.m. PDT), finds #5 Billie’s Bling in with a chance. …

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. So long.