First Post: Sunday, May 13, 2012

Well, that was the Mother of All Premiership Finales, huh? ’gratszs to the Manchester City F.C. on their two-goal stoppage-time miracle.

Did you see Lord Ferg on the pitch thinking his Man U. side were home and hosed? Well, they were hosed. Awesome stuff. Unmatched drama. Better than the Jakers. That Jakers game, we all switched to Joanne Riversz & The Fashion Police on E! when it became apparent the Jakers were going to live up to their end of the fix.

Futbol #1 alwaysz! Man City F.C. > Man U > Bolton > Blackburn > Wolves > Jakersz.

Free ones: Rundown…

Belmont 2, 4, 5, 7, 9
Calder 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
The BFH 3, 6, 9

Pay-side: Today…

Churchill 6, 8, 9, 10
Monmouth 8, 9, 10
Woodbine 2, 4, 5, 9, 10
Pimlico 6, 9, 10
Arlington 1, 6, 7, 8, 9
Louisiana 3, 6, 8

WMF Report:

Speed
Belmont 1m
Churchill 6f
Emerald 6f
Mountain 5f, 6f
Keystone 6f
Prairie 6f
SunRay 6½f

Rally
Golden Gate 5½f
Woodbine 1 1/16m (WMF 24)

Nocturnal Submission: Night off…