First Post: Thursday, May 10, 2012

Pres. Oblahblah coming to Studio City this evening. He’s dining at the residence of Mr. Geo. Clooney, who lives in the same part of town as Mr. Alec Treebeak and others of that general class-level, several strata removed from the Home Office here. Forty-thousand dolladollabillyall to pass the entry-box. Wolfgang Puck’s providing the cooking. Attendance does not guarantee a post-election Ambassadorship.

Mr. Barack is not just a Socialist; he has to be a Kommie. For proof, consider what he chose to call his daughters. First off, how can you name your child Sasha without some sort of affinity for the old Soviet Republiksz? Then there’s Malia, one of those pan-African revolutionary-type names, circa 1960. Power to the people! Malia! Sasha! Kommunardz! We need some real ’murrikan childrens back in the White House, with wholesome ’murrikan names like Track & Trig!

Free ones: Rundown…

Belmont 2, 7, 8
Calder 3, 4, 6
The BFH 3, 5, 8

What did they do, move Seattle over to Elmont? They got a rainforest growing now on the Big L.I.E.? Meantime, nice stuff in the sunny Southern California hamlet of Inglewood.

Pay-side: Today…

Churchill 4, 5, 9
Pimlico 2, 3, 9
River 2, 7, 8
Louisiana 5, 7, 9
Golden Gate 3, 5, 7
Lone Star 1, 2, 5, 7

WMF Report:

Speed
Churchill 6f
Finger 5f
Prairie 5½f, 6f

Nocturnal Submission: Race 2 at PennNat (6:28 p.m. EDT / 3:28 p.m. PDT) has the late great #4 Harry Kalas ready to return a winner. …

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Drive safely.