Monday Boxing: Brackets Edition

“I know it’s important, I honestly do, but we’re talking about brackets. We’re talking about brackets, man. (Laughter from the media crowd.) We’re talking about brackets. We’re talking about brackets. We’re not talking about the game. We’re talking about brackets.”

Practice, brackets, they’re all the same.

Beulah
Race 2: #5 Mini Miss Tori (early) – #3 What About Maeve (final)

Mountain
Race 8: #8 Hour by Hour – #7 Tower of London

Keystone
Race 8: #5 Dryfly – #6 Strategic Move
Race 9: #3 Hard Rock Candy – #1 Media Starlett

Thank you. Best wishes. Join us again tomorrow for desperation three-balls launched from all over the North American continent; yea, verily, that can mean only one thing: “Game Change”, starring Sarah Heath Palin’s poll numbers in Alaska. Uh, no. rather, it’s the weekly hot mess of a Palin media interview (“all of them!”) we prefer to call “Tuesday Sniping”. Until such time, it’s brackets — um, it’s goodbye. You betcha!