First Post: Thursday, March 8, 2012

Reports from Jackson, Miss., say that Callista Gingrich’s hair was seen moving. No cause has been given, but observers speculate that recent heavy solar-flare storms are to blame.

Mr. Gingrich was unharmed. Also unaffected by the cosmic disturbance was Mitt Romney’s hair. And Rick Santoro was seen removing his sweater vest and remarking, “Man, it’s getting hot…”

Free ones: Rundown…

Aqueduct 3, 4, 9
Gulf 1, 2, 5, 9, 10
Santa Anita 5, 7, 8

Pay-side: Today…

Laurel 3, 4, 7
Fair Grounds 5, 6, 7, 9
Oaklawn 1, 4, 7, 9
Golden Gate 2, 6, 7

WMF Report:

Speed
Chas. Town 4½f

Rally
Gulf 1 1/16m (T)

Nocturnal Submission: Crazy trizacta box contention in the second from the Delta (7:12 p.m. EST / 4:12 p.m. PST), where #1 Brown Bear, #9 I’m All Right Mike and #3 Purkey Turkey are major upset candidates. …Race 4 there (8:08 / 5:08) finds #3 Turn and Repent as a live longshot. …

Thank you. Best wishes. Drive safely.