First Post: Saturday, February 11, 2012

Bon Iver? What’s that? Cage the Elephant?

Damn you, J! College Tournament! You’re ruining our Coryat scores with all these answers and questions involving hipster bands like Mumford & Sons and The Airborne Toxic Event. We just figured out who Modest Mouse and The Decemberists were, and now you’re sticking us with Five Finger Death Punch and Fleet Foxes. Go away!

We shall stick with stalwarts like Ray Conniff and Esquivel, or Julie London for added va-va-voom. There is no irony there.

Free ones: Rundown…

Aqueduct 1, 2, 5, 6
Gulf 7, 10, 12
Santa Anita 5, 6, 10

Pay-side: Today…

Laurel 4, 8, 9
Tampa 3, 8, 11
Fair Grounds 4, 5, 6, 9, 11
Oaklawn 5, 6, 7
Turfway 4, 7, 11
Sam Houston 1, 4, 10

Come on, New Orleans!

WMF Report: Additional up-front trips coming on-line…

Speed
Chas. Town 4½f
Fair Grounds 5½f
Gulf 6f
Los Alamitos 4½f
Keystone 6f
Turf Paradise 6f, 1m

Rally
Gulf 1 1/16m (T)

Nocturnal Submission: Yes, sir! Rillito coming through again, this time in Race 5 (5 p.m. EST / 2 p.m. PST), where #6 Bold Entity can find sufficient braveness to pull the upset. …

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye.