First Post: Thursday, November 24, 2011

Enjoy your Golden-Brown Thursday!

Curse you, Red Baron!

You take the giblets; we’ll have more oyster dressing. Cher, don’t you know what it means to miss New Orleans? Fair Grounds opens today! L’aissez les bon temps roulez!

Free ones:

Aqueduct 7, 8, 9
Calder 3, 6, 7
Hollypark 3, 6, 7

Pay-side: Reserve now for your long holiday weekend. Today…

Churchill 9, 11, 12
Laurel 4, 6, 9
Fair Grounds 1, 3, 4, 6, 8, 10
Woodbine 5, 6, 8
Golden Gate 2, 5, 7

Lagniappe from the corner of Gentilly & Esplanade.

WMF Report:

Rally
Woodbine 1 1/16m

Nocturnal Submission: None tonight, obviously, but for a way-better time on television this evening than the bloat and bombast of American Gridiron Throwball, don’t forget to tune in to the annual Punkin Chunkin at 8 p.m. (all time zones) on the Science Channel. Maybe they can get Zippy Chippy to the line first with one of those trebuchets.

Only kidding! Thank you for reading us every now and again. We appreciate it. Join us again tomorrow for your ultra-special (maybe) edition of “First Post”. Until such time, gobble gobble, it’s goodbye. Gobble gobble.