First Post: Monday, November 14, 2011

The one-eyed pug is snorting and doing the happy pug dance over the utterly shambolic performance of one Mistah Mike Vick (or is that Pick?) and the rest of the Philalala Igglesz. Of course, the one-eyed pug is a female, and we all know that karma’s a…hahahahhahaha!

You figure it out! That rotund coach of theirs sounds like he’s the second coming of Calvin Coolidge, too. Quite unusual for someone who comes from glib Los Angeles.

Blow it up. But Papelbon to the Phightin’s? That really is a headscratcher. That will take getting used to.

Free ones: Rundown…

Calder 5, 6, 8

Pay-side: For the week. For the weekend. Rundown…

Turf Paradise 5, 7, 8, 9
Zia 5, 7, 10

WMF Report:

Speed
Beulah 6f
Keystone 6f
Portland 5½f
Zia 6f

Nocturnal Submission: Mountain, Race 3 (7:50 p.m. EST / 4:50 p.m. PST), and #2 Lady Van can be a-rockin’. …Then in the eighth there (9:55 / 6:55), #1 Bonnistar has the upset chance. …

Thank you. Join us again tomorrow for everybody’s favourite Interwebsz destination on a Tuesday, “Tuesday Sniping”. Until such time, it’s goodbye. Bye-bye now.