First Post: Friday, November 4, 2011

Yet again, we kindly remind you there will be no complimentary Breeders’ Cup analysis on this here Weblog.

If you have not been paying attention, we do plenty of complimentary stuff all the other 363 days of your year.

Last chance for Friday’s Breeders’ Cup Up-to-the-Minute Email Extravaganza here. This will also cover you for Saturday. So divide the cost by 2!

Thank you for your continued support. Now, on with your show.

Free ones: See, ya lookie-loos, we still take care of ya! Rundown…

Aqueduct (Opening Day) 1, 5, 6, 7
Calder 7, 8, 11
Santa Anita 5, 6, 7

Pay-side: Order now for your Saturday & Sunday. Rundown…

Churchill 1, 2, 4
Monmouth 4, 5, 8
Laurel 5, 8, 9
Woodbine 5, 8, 10
Hawthorne 2, 3, 4, 9
Remington 1, 4, 5

WMF Report: Six panels looks like the magic distance…

Speed
Beulah 6f
Chas. Town 6½f
Monmouth 6f
PennNat 6f
Keystone 6f
Retama 6f
Suffolk 6f
Thistle 1m70y
Turf 5f, 6f

Nocturnal Submission: Who needs the Large Trophy of the Procreators, right, ya lookie-loos? We can rummage through the bottom of the barrel to find wonderful opportunities just for you…JUST FOR YOU…FOR FREE…THE INTERWEBSZ DEMANDS FREE! OCCUPY CYBERSPACE! FREE FREE FREE GIMME GIMME GIMMME! We shall travel to the Subdued Delta now for their Race 8 (9:57 p.m. EDT / 6:57 p.m. PDT) and a Bonkers-type play in the form of #12 Austin’s Buddy and #1 Dowhatnow; and just in case that’s not enough for you, try hitting the pentafactor with the additional #3 War Regent and #11 War Ordeal and #6 Hawk Walker. …Before that, there’s the seventh from the Mountain (9:30 / 6:30) and #10 Evan’s Emerald and #7 Rub’s Red Socks make for a West Hollywood/Judy Garland-style Bonkers-type pairing…fabulous (please, say it with the lispy spittle this occasion calls for!) …Finally to the Race 8 at the Retama (10:57 / 7:57), where #4 Lady Primal can get there first… WHO NEEDS THAT BLASTED LARGE TROPHY OF THE PROCREATORS! REAL PLAYERS PLAY DELTA & RETAMA AND ALL THE OTHER 99 PERCENT TRACKS! LET’S SEE HOW THOSE BIGWIGS & FATCATS SURVIVE IN VINTON, LA., & CHESTER, W.VA.! OCCUPY LOUISVILLE! LITTLE TRACKS FOREVER! DOWN WITH THE 1%! HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

OK. Thanks for putting up with that. Thank you. Best wishes. Bye-bye. Goodbye.