First Post: Saturday, June 4, 2011

zOMG, Paul Revere! We’ve misunderstood you all these years!

Enough TLC! We need more History Channel!

Especially the great programme called “Ancient Aliens”. That might explain some of this ridiculousness. Although, it appears our extraterrestrial visitors didn’t sufficiently mutate us for superior intelligence. Ah, well. At least we read…”all of them!”

That deserves another zOMG. Come back, Shaq O’Neal! We miss you already!

Free ones:

Rundown
Belmont 2, 5, 10
Calder 4, 11, 12
Hollypark 4, 5, 6

Pay-side:

Rundown
Churchill 4, 5, 7
Monmouth 5, 6, 8
Woodbine 7, 9, 10
Arlington 4, 5, 7
Louisiana 3, 5, 6
Lone Star 6, 8, 9

No problems here. Just need some favourable outcomes!

WMF Report:

Speed
Arlington 6f
Churchill 6f
Calder 6f
Chas. Town 6½f
Delaware 6f
Emerald 6f
Finger 6f
Lincoln 6f
Mountaineer 6f
Monmouth 6f
Northlands 6f
PennNat 6f, 1m
Keystone 5½f, 6f, 6½f, 1m70y (!)
Presque 6f
Prairie 6f
River 5½f, 6f
SunRay 4½f
Thistle 6f

Rally
Belmont 1 1/16m (InT)

Nocturnal Submission: It’s hard to mess up a Nocturnal Submission, but we have been doing it nightly. There goes the alarm! Time to get up! …Evangline 5 this time (8:28 p.m. EDT / 5:28 p.m. PDT), and #8 La Grande Gata can grab a share, at least. …Mountaineer 4 (8:15 / 5:15) finds #3 Exclusive Elusive with some chance, and for added excitement, even #1 STEVEN’s Afleet can do some late-hoofing. …

So long. Take care!