First Post: Sunday, April 10, 2011

In the words of the ego-monstrosity that was Lyndon Baines Johnson: ‘Now play the cards fair, Reuben. I know what I dealt you.’

I KNOW WHAT I DEALT YOU! This is pure Tejas right there, boysz! Yahooooooooooooooo! Don’t mess with Tejas! Yahooooooooo!

There was a better quote involving the Vice President Hubert Horatio Humphrey barging unexpectedly into the Oval Office and encouraging the President’s ire, but we can’t print it here. Family blog and all, y’know. Suffice it to say, it was even funnier than the card-playing quote.

The free side looks solid on all three fronts. Aqueduct, we knew you could do it, like the champion you are. When something’s good, it’s never gone. Sort of like how class is eternal but form is temporal.

Today’s cards are fair and fantastically playable, Reuben.

Rundown
Aqueduct 6, 7, 9
Gulfstream 4, 8, 10
Santa Anita 4, 6, 9

Pay-side also strong on half a dozen fronts.

Rundown
Keeneland 4, 6, 8
Woodbine 4, 5, 10
Pimlico 3, 4, 9
Tampa 7, 10, 11
Hawthorne 5, 6, 7
Turf Paradise 7, 8, 9

Have at it, Reuben. Do it for the rest of the your fellow pensioners shvitzing in the steam bath, Reuben!

WMF Report: See yesterday’s, please. …

Shalom!