First Post: Sunday, February 21, 2016

Posted on February 21, 2016 by Steven Unite
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Please…do not bite your screen…

Now that he’s got plenty of time on his soft, uncalloused hands, Jebrico Bushzales should take his so-called Establishment Tookus and $7 of the $21-million remaining in his SuperPAC and hightail it over to NYC for one of these Dannie Meyer fried-chicken sandwiches. This nominal expenditure will be well worth the money, unlike the previous $80-million he went through in Campaign 2016. Continue reading →

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First Post: Saturday, February 20, 2016

Posted on February 20, 2016 by Steven Unite
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A testament to the book (but not The Book)

Always remember: Reading is fundamental. Continue reading →

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Nocturnal Submission: Freestanding Edition 205

Posted on February 19, 2016 by Steven Unite

What’s the last book this assaulter read? Well, at least he has written a few! Continue reading →

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First Post: Friday, February 19, 2016

Posted on February 19, 2016 by Steven Unite
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That includes you, Wile E. Coyote

In the high background, a cinematic-type house on Mulholland Dr. Continue reading →

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First Post: Thursday, February 18, 2016

Posted on February 18, 2016 by Steven Unite

Good afternoon now. Continue reading →

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First Post: Wednesday, February 17, 2016

Posted on February 17, 2016 by Steven Unite
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Leaves! Green! February!

Clouds in the background, 77pc chance of light rain from 5 p.m. PST on. Continue reading →

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Tuesday Sniping: Retraction Edition

Posted on February 16, 2016 by Steven Unite

Apologies to Mistah Dannie Welbeck for misspelling his last name in the Sunday edition of ‘First Post’. As for his first name, we already knew that we had got that wrong, and it is wrong again here. Thank you. Continue reading →

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First Post: Monday, February 15, 2016

Posted on February 15, 2016 by Steven Unite
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Flying all over the place

Now some parts of sunnie Southern California are flirting with record high temps for this Feb. 15. Continue reading →

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First Post: Sunday, February 14, 2016

Posted on February 14, 2016 by Steven Unite
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Happy Saint Valentine’s Day!

Right about now, there’s Universal Love amongst Arse fans for one Mistah Dannie Wellbeck…WELLBECK… Continue reading →

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First Post: Saturday, February 13, 2016

Posted on February 13, 2016 by Steven Unite
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No Trump!

Mairzy Doats! Continue reading →

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