First Post: Wednesday, May 7, 2025

Another year, another competition come a-cropper…

Your No. London Arse had their chances early on to get on-terms in this Champions League semifinal tie; however, the opposition ’keeper denied those opportunities, and when his own team had their rare cracks at goal, they knew how to convert them to goals. When it could have been 2- or 3-nil to the Arsenal, it instead somehow read 2-nil to the hosts, Paris Saint-Germain, whose aggregate lead was 3-nil for most of the evening. The Gunners snatched back a late consolation, but over the two-leg matchup, the better team got the result, and advances to the Final against Inter Milan at the end of the month. Our valued destiny comes to nothing, again & again

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First Post: Tuesday, May 6, 2025

May Gray has seized the day

Been really dreary out here in erstwhile sunny Southern California the last four or five days now; however, normal service should resume starting tomorrow with a bright, warm day, with that condition stretching until at least the weekend. Patience, grasshopper!

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First Post: Monday, May 5, 2025

Time to shuffle around the sombrero. This homespun version of the song is not nearly as good as one of ’em hand-rolled tortillas, though; indeed, it is halting, unsteady & generally stumbling, with a lot of gratuitous sound-effects somehow escaping the studio engineers and ending-up on the final cut here. Frankly, it is incorrect on every possible level. Nevertheless, viva la raza!

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First Post: Sunday, May 4, 2025

The End of Your Big Racing Weekend, including your last Thoroughbred race until Monday.

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First Post: Saturday, May 3, 2025

Congratulations to The Sovereignty, winner of your 2025 Kentucky Derby horserace. Too good for his 18 rivals, and much too good for us. However, there were many other races on-offer beyond this Derby, so maybe there were a few ho-hum contests to counteract THE BIG AGONY OF DEFEAT IN THE BIG AMERICAN HORSE RACE!

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First Post: Friday, May 2, 2025

Yo! Kentucky Derby Day tomorrow. Maybe one of these seven races will pad the Saturday bankroll. That is, at least, the intention & the hope. Hope!

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First Post: Thursday, May 1, 2025

Scan to shop!

Just 14 short hours from now…do not miss out!

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First Post: Wednesday, April 30, 2025

For your final day of April 2025 now, good afternoon from the warm, sunny & golden West. Good afternoon still!

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First Post: Tuesday, April 29, 2025

Your No. London Arse have it all to do in a week’s time in Paris. It can be done, so #COYG.

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First Post: Monday, April 28, 2025

Your Cynthia Publishing Company mascot, Mistah Kevork K. Kanine

Eight years in office for this big boy, whose weight reliably falls in the 75-80-lb. range. Granted, this is no fun for his human bedmates when they want to pull the covers up to their white-whiskered chins of a chilly evening, but no one has had to be deported to the nice, big farm upstate, or the one in El Salvador, etc.

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