Category Archives: News

Tuesday Sniping: Beyond-Human-Reckoning Edition

Posted on May 16, 2017 by Steven Unite

Which means if you have an obese guy with bad hair weaves standing in a Category 5 hurricane, all those plugs are going bye-bye, no matter how loud he yells on the Twitter? Is that how that works?

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Tuesday Sniping: Immortal Neil de Grasse Tyson Edition

Posted on May 16, 2017 by Steven Unite

Good speaker. Makes science accessible to all of us, but not as accessible as, say, the apoplexy of the partisans, the prosperity of the preachers. Oh, well. ‘Cosmic perspective’ — check it out! Maybe then we will all accept and … Continue reading →

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Monday Boxing: Retraction Edition

Posted on May 15, 2017 by Steven Unite

Apologies to the Ghost of R. Milhous Nixon for discrediting him as being the last president to fire an FBI chief. We all know it was really W. Jefferson Clinton-Blythe who last did that. Very sorry. History must not mean … Continue reading →

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Monday Boxing: Gresescent Ice Cream Edition

Posted on May 15, 2017 by Steven Unite

Many happy returns today to young Samuel Alexander Mitchell, all of 28 now. If you can’t reach him directly to extend best wishes, the next best thing you can do is go to his favourite ice-cream shoppe (pictured) and enjoy … Continue reading →

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Tuesday Sniping: Mortal Jm. B. Comey Jr. Edition

Posted on May 9, 2017 by Steven Unite

Last presidential firing of FBI director: Archibald Cox, by Nixon. We know how that turned out, unless history is unimportant. Don Trump Sr. skates for now, and ’murrika always wins. Win-win-win-win-win.

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Tuesday Sniping: Immortal P.K. Subban Edition

Posted on May 9, 2017 by Steven Unite

http://deadspin.com/we-found-the-one-thing-p-k-subban-doesnt-do-well-1795012912 Deadspin #1 always, and not just because they have Drew Magary on the roster. This is a good piece in its own right, and the last line gives all us misunderstood and manqué mopes reason to go on: ‘Subban … Continue reading →

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Monday Boxing: God’s-Work Edition, The Prequel

Posted on May 8, 2017 by Steven Unite

This Team in Yellow is doing it.

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Monday Boxing: God’s-Work Edition

Posted on May 8, 2017 by Steven Unite

This team is doing it.

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First Post: Sunday, May 7, 2017

Posted on May 7, 2017 by Steven Unite

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First Post: Saturday, May 6, 2017

Posted on May 6, 2017 by Steven Unite

http://www.rollingstone.com/sports/pavements-bob-nastanovichs-indie-rock-kentucky-derby-party-w480749 Fine story for your Derby Day. We personally vouch for his persona. This is a menschkeit. If possible, seek him out. When you meet him, tell him, ‘The Stone Temple Primates are eligible bachelors’. You’ll be friends for life.

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