Monthly Archives: April 2026

Well, your No. London Arse have escaped for the moment, progressing to the Champions League semifinals via a bore draw (read: nil-nil) at home against a decidedly unambitious Sporting Lisbon side. Thank goodness for what seemed like an afterthought of … Continue reading →

This demographic — certain light-skinned (and thin-skinned!) males of qualifying creed & orientation — well, they surely make up an outsized percentage of bullies & worse (think ‘molesters’) — surely! This demographic does not get enough pushback from the many … Continue reading →

Yes, it would have been much easier and more on-brand for us to lament your No. London Arse’s latest pratfall — fresh off the fail-factory conveyor belt this morning (PDT)! — as they keep letting slip their opportunities to win … Continue reading →

The reentry into Earth’s atmosphere is nigh, with the service module & capsule scheduled to separate from each other in a few moments from now. Godspeed!

For First Ladies of The United States of ’murriKKKa, a forgettable first…

Hit-and-run tonight.

Your No. London Arse traveled to Lisbon this evening (BST) for the first leg of its UEFA Champions League showdown against Sporting CP. It was a reasonably cagey affair for the 90 mins., neither team bombing forward recklessly, lest they … Continue reading →

And the seeming opposite of your No. London Arse are your big-league ice-hockey Philadelphians, also known as the Flyers or, if they are in a brawling mood, the Broad Street Bullies. While the Arse started from lofty heights only to … Continue reading →

Resurrection Sunday now, so here’s your music-video lede from this group’s eponymous debut album, which remains an all-timer, debut album or otherwise. Get-up and groove!

A couple of weekends ago, the dream of the elusive Quadruple was on for your No. London Arse; but in the ensuing fortnight since then, it’s all gone horribly pear-shaped for the Gunners, who were punched in the mouth by … Continue reading →