Turks! Besiktas! Galatasaray! Dammit, they better not restrict access to fútbol when these soccer-haters take over next year, and start having public executions of their political rivals. Fútbol >>>>>>>>> televised public political executions…
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BestLine Racing Society Recap:
Two days until the Independence Day holiday in the U-S-A! U-S-A!, and this 2024 commemoration could be the last one in which the original configuration of Mount Rushmore figures — don’t worry, you can always watch North by Northwest if you miss o.g. lineup of Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln & T. Roosevelt; unless, of course, they make digital edits to that picture, etc.
There were approx. 70-75 Thoroughbreds races on offer here and in Canada, and some of them went like this.
At Canandaigua, N.Y., #2 Inouaintalkintome (.449 / 1.23 / 1.67) knew she ain’t takin’ a defeat, either, in Race 2 at $15.40; completing your winning $44.40 exacta was #1 Shezanarcticqueen (.222 / 3.50 / 5.31), with the premium price on that comboa (comboa!) being $21.07.
At Collinsville, Ill., #8 Gold Oak (.255 / 2.92 / 3.71) was all hickory in Race 5 at $18.80. In Race 7, #1 Be My Bestie (.208 / 3.81 / 4.77) was no friend to her foes at $16.60.
At Bossier City, La., #7 Fitts N Starts (.242 / 3.13 / 3.96) finished first in Race 5 at $12.80.
In the Bensalem Twp., Penna., opener, #9 She’sallatwitter (.252 / 2.97 / 3.76) won it for the mascot named Larry Bird at $19.40; completing your winning $63.60 exacta was #2 Lost in Thought (.182 / 4.49 / 5.59), with the premium price on that comboa (comboa!) being $49.55. In Race 5, #3 Pit Boss (.170 / 4.88 / 6.06) won it for Steve Wynn, Sheldon Adelson & other assorted casino-owners not named King-God Oranje at $55.60. In Race 7, #1 Gladriel (.336 / 1.98 / 2.57) won it for poor-spelling Tolkien fanatics at $16.40. In Race 9, #5 Drunken Sailor (.256 / 2.91 / 3.69) somehow made it home & dry at $32.20. Next race there, #10 Sueno Profundo (.176 / 4.68 / 5.82) and #5 My Man Woody (.214 / 3.67 / 4.61) combined on your winning $69.20 exacta whose premium price was $65.30.
Finally, from No. Randall, Ohio, #2 Stage Name (.379 / 1.64 / 2.17) won Race 6 for human rebranding at $13.40.
BestLine Racing Society Nightcap:
Assiniboia again…
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