All right, all right, ya Major League béisbol lovers! Take it easy! Tomorrow is your big day, Opening Day, but to get you in the proper mood before that, here’s an irresistible short video. After all, it has Aubrey Plaza. Then it has Aubrey Plaza wearing a Philalala Phillies jersey. And then it has Aubrey Plaza wearing a Philalala Phillies jersey while holding her own in the batter’s box and being generally funny in the interviewee’s chair. Her hometown, Wilmington, Del., is a good, modest city, and Delaware is like New Jersey in that it’s a modest-but-productive state that knows its place. New Jersey, Delaware, Connecticut, New Mexico…you get the idea. Aubrey Plaza, No. 69 in the programme, No. 1 in your hearts, no doubt.
Not sure if Florence Pugh will be doing this series soon, but we advocate for it. MLB, please get Florence Pugh on this show. Thank you! Ring the bell!
BestLine Racing Society Recap:
Mahoning & Keystone / Phila. Park / ParXXX from before.
In the fourth at Keystone / Phila. Park / ParXXX, #6 Fast Intentions (.475 Win Prob / 1.11-1 Fair Odds / 1.53-1 Premium Odds) ran to that billing in an $8.40 victory. Then in Race 7 there, #4 About the Multiple (.121 / 7.26 / 10.57) computed a winning product at $36.60.
BestLine Racing Society Nightcap:
Turf Paradise (!) this time.
Strongshots
Race 7
#1 Glendale (.385 / 1.60 / 2.12)
Race 8
#2 Monoliet Graham (.364 / 1.75 / 2.30)
Longshots
Race 9
#5 Bounty of Gold (.209 / 3.78 / 4.74)
#7 Miss Aggie Bling (.198 / 4.05 / 5.06)
#1 Timberlake Gage (.182 / 4.49 / 6.69)
#2 Bells and Whistles (.158 / 5.33 / 7.86)
Race 11
#7 Dirt Flirt (.200 / 4.00 / 5.00)
#6 Wait a Sec (.170 / 4.88 / 7.24)
#4 Lookin So Lucky (.158 / 5.33 / 7.86)
#8 Miracle of Hope (.156 / 5.41 / 7.97)
