Precogs are running the show! How in Hades did the lexicographers know — so far ahead of time — that this word would be apt for these times? Right now, every day about 5:30 p.m. EDT in Wash., D.C., the jawboning starts anew!
It’s in Judges 15:16, in the Holy Bible, something about ‘the jawbone of an ass’ being used to slay a thousand men. Holy Scripture also is prophetic, it appears! Some things never change! Except in our case, in 2020, let’s expand the jawboning of one particular ass to reliably slay at least a hundred thousand or couple hundred thousand men and women. Jawboning! The jawbone of an ass!
Yesterday:
We will post yesterday’s (Wednesday’s) accounting in the next edition of ‘First Post’. Suffice it to say, we are glad to see the back of Nebraska; at least until next Monday.
WMF Report / Track-Trend Notes:
WMF Report / Track-Trend Notes for Thursday, April 2, 2020 – @GulfstreamPark 6f up-front and early; on the other hoof, @GulfstreamPark 1 1/16m (T) the oppo. Oppo taco. We miss beisbol.
— Cynthia Publishing Company (AIO V6 / BestLine) (@cpcbestline) April 2, 2020
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Today:
The Zongo Race Club suggests Gulf 6, 8, Oaklawn 7, 8, 9. You ever jawbone the people?

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