We don’t shill for just any over-the-hill action-movie superstar. After all, many of them continue to inhabit the same comic-book realm of their glory days — think Steven Seagal or Chuck Norris. However, a notable exception is one Mistah Jean-Claude Van Damme. Now in his twilight years, he has branched out to become more self-aware, more versatile. These commercials for a popular brand of tortilla chip attest to that. Jean-Claude Van Damme, we salute you in your humor! Merci beaucoup!
Keeneland 2
#1 Small Town Hero ($106, BestLine Fair Odds 6.69-1)
Remington 3
#3 Country Club Pool ($22.80, BestLine Fair Odds 7.20-1)
Thistle 4
#5 Zipples ($23, BestLine Fair Odds 1.22-1)
Hawthorne 2
#4 Key to the Bridge ($10, BestLine Fair Odds 1.69-1)
Races 4, 6, 7 & 9 at a dry, fast & firm Remington tonight look ready to play host to some kind of parimutuel explosion; the evening’s high-probability issue comes in the opener, with a 30.1pc chance. Finally, the nice thing about La-La Land is that all the tortilla chips in the cantinas are fried up fresh: hot, oily & salty, thin & crispy, unless, of course, you prefer the gruesos, which are thick & crunchy, and also salty; and the salsas are prepared with real vegetables every hour on the hour, with our preference being the deeper and more complex fire-roasted kind. Fire-roasted salsa will leave your tastebuds delighted and grateful. Try some!
