First Post: Wednesday, May 11, 2016

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La-La Land, baby…La-La Land…

Enough with the music already. How’s your uromastyx doing over there?

Free ones: Rundown…

Belmont 2, 4, 7, 8, 9
Gulfstream Park Proper 7, 9

Pay-side (Weekday/Weekend): Today…

Louisiana 1, 2, 3, 6, 7

Today’s Stakes Pageantry: None today, but Game 7 of your Western Conference Semifinal in the Big-League Ice-Hockey Tournament between the Blues and the Stars takes place this evening in St. Louis. Hoo-boy. There’ll be an instant winner, and if the game goes into overtime, the instant winner will advance on an instant winner. Meta.

Yesterday’s Activity:

Track ($20+ Win Mutuels/Gettable)

Finger (0/0) — A Canandaigua man was arrested after stabbing his victim outside the Farmer’s Inn on Coach St. there.

Fairmount (0/0) — Wood River woman only a foot away from her mobile home when tree falls on it.

Indiana (2/0) — Former Park Tudor basketball coach pleads guilty to coercion, enticement.

Mountain (1/0) — Citizen Bernie wins W. Va. Democratic presidential primary.

Keystone (1/0) — Fightin’ Phils improve to 19-14 with 3-2 win in Atlanta; Mikael Franco hit his 7th HR of the season for Philalala.

The WRD (0/0) — Yes, this segment has returned to a grand total of zero wins. Hoo-boy.

WMF Report:

Early
Chas. Town 6½f
Evangeline 7f
Indiana 6f, 1m
Thistle 6f

Nocturnal Submission: Sifting through the wreckage…

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Help control the uromastyx population…have your uromastyx spayed or neutered today.

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5 Responses to First Post: Wednesday, May 11, 2016

  1. halochef says:

    i know the boys in the back room have changed their settings to “Most Recent” while i keep ” best similar” but with a twist. using cramer speed figs, i do go over each line and now check the speed figs and may pass a higher fig for a some what lower one. now it depends on beaten lghs and the pace of the race. and I go back 4-5-6 lines if comparable. have had a bit more success in this manner. any comments as since we dont have a MESSAGE BOARD(hint hint) any more to share our things. thank you
    ps LETS GO PENS BEAT THE (RE)VOLTS

    • Shoutoute says:

      Thank you. Thank you and all the other posters on this censored message board.

      Sometimes you need Indonesian/Austrian-type authoritarianism to maintain order, or at least to keep so many spams and flashing ads from blinding you when you click.

      We will think about a board again, but everyone will start claiming suppression of free speech, etc.

      LET’s COPYRIGHT THE FOLLOWING T-SHIRT in black & yellow…

      NO FLEURY…NO WORRY
      WE GOT MURRAY!

      We’ll make one or two bucks off that…

  2. halochef says:

    ok ok 4get about the MB….thanks for the t-shirt idea. LETS GO PENS!

    • Shoutoute says:

      No. Your idea is not bad. It’s just message boards are business-as-usual and it generally devolves into spitting contests and the final post being about Hitler or Trump, take your pick.

      If you have a good idea to share, share it here. Who knows? Thank you.

  3. halochef says:

    Who knows?

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