First Post: Wednesday, March 9, 2016

Stay classy, New York!

At least the Big Apple’s most notorious conman real-estate developer never got his grabbing, tacky, tiny hands on this landmark!

Free ones: Rundown…

Gulfstream Park Proper 2, 5, 9

Pay-side (Weekday/Weekend): Today…

Mahoning 2, 6, 7, 8
Tampa 5, 9, 10
Turf Paradise 4

Today’s Stakes Pageantry: None today, but a potential Stanley Cup Finals matchup gets a regular-season preview this evening when the Wash., D.C., Capitals invade Staples Center to take on your Los Angeles Kings. As the immortal Gene Hart used to put it, ‘Good night and good hockey!’

Yesterday’s Activity:

Track (Win Mutuels $20+/Gettable)

Sam Houston (3/1) — Endurance took Race 9 at $37.60 up top. Endurance was bottom of your conventional V6 Betting Line in a contentious race; however, the LifeLiner numbers (92, 90) deemed Endurance one of ’em Dual Qualifying Horseys. Hoo-boy. As always, hope you had ’im!

Mahoning (0/0) — Visiting Arse run riot over Hull, 4-nil, in the replay of their FA Cup fifth-round tie; Olivier Giroud and Theo Walcott each had a brace. Next up is the Gunners’ quarterfinal FA Cup match this Sunday at The Emirates against Watford. Realistically, the FA Cup remains the only viable option for Arse to collect silverware this season. Come on you Gunnners! Piers Morgan demands it!

Keystone (0/0) — Hillary Clinton wins Democratic presidential primary in Mississippi. Bernie Sanders wins Democratic presidential primary in Michigan.

Sunland (1/1) — Wide-open field in Race 6, and Dual Qualifier Sets Angel, 4-1 on the morning line, got away at 10-1 in real life and won gate-to-wire by a clean head at $22.40.

Turf Paradise (0/0) — Mike Bloomberg will not run. Nevertheless, MIKE BLOOMBERG-GARY JOHNSON 2016. High-Octane Chancers! Write ’em in!

WMF Report:

Early
Delta 1m

Nocturnal Submission: Sifting through the wreckage…

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. So long now.