At this hour, it’s not sunnie, but it’s still about 75°F.
On the cusp of midnight near the LAX, closer to triple-digits than to freezing. As well, a marathon will be run through the broiling streets of La-La Land in a few hours from now, when the sun will be up and, yes, shining hard. Crazy distance runnersz!
Free ones: Rundown…
Gulfstream Park Proper 1, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 11, 12
Santa Anita 5, 6, 7, 9
Pay-side (Weekday/Weekend): Today…
Fair Grounds 1, 3, 4, 5, 8, 9, 10
Golden Gate 9
Hawthorne 3, 7, 8
Laurel 3, 5, 9
Oaklawn 4, 7, 9
Sunland 6, 8
Tampa 5, 8, 9, 10
Turfway 3, 5, 8
Today’s Stakes Pageantry: Live fourth-choice on your morning line in Aqueduct 8: #2 Eloquent Tribute. Santa Anita 7 on the free page.
Yesterday’s Activity: Arsenal F.C. run out 3-nil winners over West Ham UNITEd. Barça back atop La Liga. Spuds, Man U(re) in an iron-cage deathmatch today, with the loser ready to concede defeat in the battle for next year’s Champions League placings. Truly, a week of good results continues, at least in the fu´tbol, sometimes with the horseys.
WMF Report:
Early
Fair Grounds 6f
Gulfstream 6f
Hawthorne 6f
Los Alamitos 4½f
Sunland 6f
Turfway 1m
Rally
Laurel 5½f (!) (WMF 21)
Tampa 1m (T)
Nocturnal Submission: Sifting through the wreckage…
Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. So long now.
Is that BIG GUY you straightened out his backhand running ? Have surfaced now the thaw has begun & now the floods. Weather has done a number on my beeZZZZ. ‘replacements coming from the Delta Downs and Sam Houston area. Will be arriving first of May. Betta have plenty of GREEN if your getting Honey from the HONEYMAN this year. 130.00 bucks for a NUC.- If R. Chapa isn’t BUZZIN those TEJAS beez maybe they will be OK. Still hooked on Derby WarZZZZ my hit rate is up from 13% to 22% but ROI is less. Been getting beat HARD in the Qualifying Games but the worm will turn, I feel. These Wildcat fanzzzz have turned Lex and surrounding Counties BLUE. Do not Venture to E. KY without your Big Blue Nation attire unless you want Locked Up. the HONEYMAN will take wagers on UK games so is most likely in a BUNKER with his fingers crossed. Pray for the BEEZZZZZ PLEEEZZZZZE!
The “HONEYMAN”
Helpless in Winchester. Dr Jim and his Cohortzzzz keep my condition in what my condition is in. there may be some scraps for C. Mac. if need be
HALLOA TO THE HONEYMAN! Welcome.
BIG GUY more of a sprinter than a marathoner, don’t you think? Also, from what we can gather on the boob tube, he is too busy crafting artisanal but modest baked goodsz.
If OK by you, wait a couple of daysz for straight-up barter, honey for parsz.
You get in there in KICK THEIR ARSES. However, do not mess with one A. Judd on the Tweeter. You need to romance her slowly, maybe take her to the PARKETTE for a poor boy burger, go dutch, maybe even separate cars. She is the Queen B.
All right, all right, ya Wynonna & Naomi loversz…take it easy. Miss ya! Better wishesz for the Derby Warsz. MIss ya.
Parkette ? I was barred from that place in 1972 I think it was. Clark Co. boyz tryin to romance the sweeties from Bryan Station High! Those Defenders, they could fight. Manager called P.D. and they loaded us all in the old fashioned pattie Wagon kinda looked like those old milk delivery trucks. They kept us 20 or so minutes & turned us loose. Old “Smiley Burger” told us never come back or we’d not get back out of “The Wagon” next time. I loved those French Fries with Gravy made from the Fried Chicken Grease dumped all over the potatoes. what are triglycerides??
BIG BLUE NATION couldn’t beat the spread against the Bearcats. Made some of us happie! Wonder how A. Judds backhand is ? Could you help her ? I’ll try my best to send her to Studio City.
Parkette known only from viewing the critically acclaimed and award-winning programme called ‘Guy Fietti Shoots the Shoot with Fry-Cooks Across North Amerika’. Parkette famous for its ‘poor boy’, though that particular verbal construction is grating to the ear of all honorary New Orleaniansz. Thanks to Guy Fietti and others, we also understand of the ’burgh’s own Primanti Bros. french-fry-and-cole-slaw sandwiches. Hoo-boy. Pass the Brioschi.
As for A. Judd, she looks pretty ‘high-maint’, as the cool kidsz are wont to put it. If you looked at her the wrong way one time, that might signal the end of the relationship right there. If an Italian Stallion such as Dario Franchitti, what chance have we got?
Surely, what chance have any of us got?
Best wishesz with dem Wildcatsz, Blue Grass Edition. Regardsz to Willy Caulie-Stine. Tyvm.