First Post: Sunday, March 1, 2015

Robots OK, however

The birds and squirrels who sneak on are either illiterate or just being willfully unlawful…

Good to see the municipality putting the citizens’ tax dollars to good use.

Free ones: Rundown…

Aqueduct 3, 4, 7, 8, 9
Gulfstream Park Proper 8, 9, 10, 11
Santa Anita 1

Pay-side (Weekday/Weekend): Today…

Fair Grounds 1, 9
Golden Gate 3, 6, 7
Laurel 4, 5, 6, 9
Oaklawn 1, 2, 6, 7
Tampa 2, 5, 6, 8
Turfway 3, 8
Turf Paradise 7, 8

Today’s Stakes Pageantry: One at Rillito, no commentary available. Regretsz!

Yesterday’s Activity: Hawthorne was the big track, courtesy of Races 7 & 8. In the former, First Bonkersmate Bad Boy Peter was good enough at 12-1; in the latter, it was top-touted Gyp Rope securing the upset at 10¢ shy of an even 20-1. Your winning daily double returned $454.20. Also in Race 7, Second Bonkersmate Exactness completed your winning $474.60 Bonkers Exacta Box. Also in Race 7, top-touted Angel Talk completed your winning $375.98 (for 20¢) Bonkers Trizactor Box. As always, hope you had ’em.

Also, whenever Bugler Jay Cohen singles you out, points at you and starts playing the theme song from America’s Favourite Televised Quiz Programme…well, that’s just a winning day right there.

WMF Report:

Early
Aqueduct 6f
Gulfstream 6f
Los Alamitos 4½f
Santa Anita 6f

Nocturnal Submission: Sifting through the wreckage…

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Take care now.