No-no ’no-va! Main Line out! All we do is celebrate sporting failures on this here Web log! Regretsz!
Currently listening to Ray Hudson screaming over Real Madrid-Barça on bein Sports. Iniesta puts the blaugrana up 1-nil up in the sixth minute. No ‘First Post’ tomorrow, so we won’t be able to report how Ronaldo’s hair caught on fire after one of his famous flaming dives to the turf. Fire!
However, Rock Chalk Jay Hawk Shawk-ed. Shawk-ed! Fire! Fire!
Free ones: Rundown…
Aqueduct 7
Gulf 9
Santa Anita 6, 8
Pay-side: Today…
Fair Grounds 1, 2, 6, 9
Hawthorne 1, 3, 6, 7, 8
Oaklawn 3, 4, 6, 7
Sunland 9, 10, 12
Tampa 2, 5, 6, 8, 10
Turf Paradise 4
Today’s Stakes Pageantry: Yesterday, a 10-1 Triple Threat Horsey at the Santa Anita. Today, a 1-1 (if that) on the docket in Race 3 there: #5 Unusual Way.
Hella stakes action in New Mexico today, seven all told, two of them on the pay-side.
Otherwise, a single shout-out to #9 Chitu in Race 11 there, the Grade III Sunland Derby.
Yesterday’s Activity: How ’bout that Fire With Fire, mile-and-a-half on the grass, firin’ up Arcadia! Fire! Heh-heh! Fire! Are you threatening me? I am the Great Corn-Something! I need something for my something!
WMF Report:
Early
Calder 7f
Fair Grounds 6f
Fonner 6f
Gulf 6f
Mountain 6f
Keystone 6f, 7f, 1m
Rally
Golden Gate 1m (WMF 19)
Turf Paradise 1m (WMF 21)
Nocturnal Submission: Sifting through the wreckage…
Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Next time!
hello there Sir! i know watching HRTV for yourself might be like pulling teeth, but my daughter was “fan of the day” at SA…and its there on http://www.hrtv.com.
Ack! No Flash Player. Slows down the 1990s system we’re on. Will bookmark for later. ’gratsz!