First Post: Thursday, March 20, 2014

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‘Oh! This is the big one! I’m comin’ to join ya, Elizabeth!’

Normally on this here Weblog we shy away from all the storiesz the that are popular on the rest of the Interwebsz. However, today we must break from our usual practice and comment on this guy, just like everybody else is.

‘NEW BABY BUGGY’…sissie Filipinosz getting lucky on a Merv Griffin show…again! Undoubtedly the greatest solve of all time. Merv Griffin providing the Asian antidote to the diabolical Andrew Chu. Sony Pictures Studio, holla!

Free ones: Rundown…

Aqueduct 6
Gulf 10

Pay-side: Today…

Fair Grounds 4, 9
Golden Gate 5
Laurel 9
Oaklawn 5, 7, 9

Today’s Stakes Pageantry: None today, but the U.S. Collegiate Basketball Playoffs begin in earnest right about now. Currently, Dayton giving The Ohio State Univ. a hard time in an intrastate tilt taking place in Buffalo, N.Y. Under 6 mins. to go for your ballgame, and Ohio St. hanging on to a 1-pt. lead.

Yesterday’s Activity: No good, Chollie. No good.

WMF Report:

Early
Chas. Town 4½f
Fair Grounds 6f
Gulf 6f, 7f
PennNat 1m

Rally
Golden Gate 1m (WMF 25)
Gulf 1m (T)

Nocturnal Submission: Sifting through the wreckage…

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. So long for now.

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