All right, all right, ya Geo. Zimmer-loversz! There’s plenty of other places for you to get your wardrobe. Anderson-Little plus Robt. Hall & Richman Bros. Take it easy!
Hang on to your classicsz! Those wide lapels and Sans-A-Belt slacks will be back in style in no time! BOYSZ WILL BE LOOKING LIKE AN EPISODE OF WKRP IN ZINZINNATUH.
Free ones: Rundown…
Belmont 2, 6, 7, 9
Pay-side: Today…
Arlington 5, 7, 9
Colonial 1, 2, 5, 6
Delpark 4
Woodbine 3, 8
Today’s Stakes Pageantry: None today or Thursday.
Yesterday’s Activity: Utter rubbish. Pantsz.
WMF Report:
Early
Beulah 6f
Chas. Town 6½f
Delpark 6f
Evangeline 6f
Northlands 6f
Thistle 6f
Rally (!)
Arlington 1m (WMF 17)
Nocturnal Submission: OK, Chas. Town, your turn. Specifically, Race 8 (10:25 p.m. EDT / 7:25 p.m. PDT) finds #6 Wildcat Connection and #4 Tender Heart as qualified as any of the rest. …EvD 2 (7:05 / 4:05) has #7 Done Done It in with a chance. …In the third there (7:30 / 4:30), #6 Halo Silver Deputy has sufficient bona fides. …Excellence or serious injury at EvD, then, as Race 10 (10:25 / 7:25) contains live longshot #1 Only the Strong. …
Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Bye-bye.
Still model after Johnnie Fever. Cannot get out of the gate or If I do bolt to the grandstand.
All right, all right, ya Jan Smithers-loversz. She was Zooey Deschanel before anyone could have imagined it. Never saw that show either, only the creditsz.
Often your boy Howard Hesseman appears at the BFHollyPark. Louie Anderson prefers Santa Anita, along with Emilio Estevez and his dad Ramón. Tyvm.