Scrambling for the numbers, scrambling. Textured, crunchy, idiosyncratic. Not Socialist Tables of Parsz. The imperfections set it apart. So close now, you will have them before you know they’re not there. Thank you for your patience.
It’s always a wrestling match between the theoretical and the empirical. Which side wins? Socialist Parsz go for the theory; we all know how economic theory has worked out. Empiricism might be The Better Choice, especially the way we handicap (no extrapolations for 117-119 Quirin-style figuresz). Those are the ratings everyone else uses. We prefer to be a little different while still mostly accurate enough. The way our handicapping engines work, we prefer the empirical over the theoretical. It is better for V6, for Pars Plus calculations, for everything emanating from our little corner of the universe. We leave Quirin to history these days. Other peoples’ precious parsz (OPPP!) can honor the Quirin theoretical. We will go with what makes Cynthia Publishing different from the slave-drones of handicapping.
Again, thank you for your patience. You will all be getting free Derby Week Analyses from the Home Office. Retail $39.95. This is the least we shall be able to do for you. Thank you again.
Free ones: Rundown…
Indiana 1, 4, 8
The WRD 1, 7
Hahahaha! Tricked ya! No NYRA, no South Beach, no Inglewood, no problemo. Busted!
Pay-side: Today…
Keeneland 2, 5, 6, 8
Tampa 5, 6
Hawthorne 9
Today’s Stakes Activity: Going to The WRD for Race 8, the MANKILLER, in which #2 Storm’s Promise has much. …
Yesterday’s Activity: A couple of OK stabsz yesterday, though the morning-line evaluations are subject to bad morning-lines themselves. Harmful.
WMF Report:
Early
Beulah 5½f
Hawthorne 6f
Nocturnal Submission: Race 7 at the EvD (9:10 p.m. EDT / 6:10 p.m. PDT) finds #4 Miss Natxo and #11 Pancho Puddles and #5 Breons Gold eligible in the equivalent of an equine lotto-ball vacuum cylinder. …Quadruple Stumper on tap in the 10th there (10:25 / 7:25): #4 Kohnke Hill Road, #3 Mr. Porter, #10 Preachin Deacon, #11 Strong and Tough. …
Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. So long now.
Belated Happy Birthday Shouteout aka One Eyed Pug!! Thanks for keeping those Boyz in da Backroom inline!! 🙂
zOMG. You have a good memory, like we do, mostly, selectively. Or else are you a STALKER? Best wishesz!