First Post: Wednesday, April 17, 2013

From a Top 10 List of proposed new names for Cynthia Publishing Company, some highlights: Stopped Squirrel Handicapping, Blind Clock Twice-a-Day Touters! Pick-and-Pray Pony Pushers! Yeah!

Free ones: Today…

Aqueduct 3, 5, 9

Pay-side: Today…

Keeneland 1, 2, 7
Tampa 2, 5, 9

Today’s Stakes Pageantry: Evangeline opens this evening, and their feature is called the Inaugural, Race 10. Not sure about it.

Yesterday’s Activity: One at Sunland, not enough to overcome the rest of the laggards. Utter perdition on Tuesday Sniping. Limited slate for Wednesday. Twenty of years of Japanese economic inertia. The modern news cycle never ends, no meditation for the media. Ricin in the postal system, Pynchon thurm and taxis. What????????!!!!!!! Word salad sandwich. Not enough bread. The citizens keep on needing. Kneading? Huh?

WMF Report:

Early
Beulah 5½f, 6f
Hawthorne 6f

Nocturnal Submission: Chas. Town 6 (9:31 p.m. EDT / 6:31 p.m. PDT) looks OK for #8 Jip’s Boy in with a chance, and not only to finish in one piece and complete the course; he is capable of much more! Maybe. …As mentioned, it’s Opening Night at Evangeline, so why not try something wild like the pairing of #12 Droolin Jo Jo and #10 Intriguing Dancer in the finale (10:50 / 7:50)? …

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Take care now.