First Post: Wednesday, September 19, 2012

I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a HAMBURGER today…

Foodies taking over. They’re spoiling solid plebeian fare such as burgers and pizza by slapping artisanal junk like arugula and Camembert on them. No good. Down with the 53 percent!

Of course, when these ironical hipstersz are drinking PBR to look cool, we really should be colonizing Mars with them, or at least the Planet Moroni.

Free ones: Rundown…

Belmont 4, 5, 6, 9
Calder 3, 7, 8
Pomona Fair 6, 8, 9

Pay-side: Today…

Delpark 1, 6, 8
Suffolk 5, 7, 9
Laurel 5, 7, 8
Kentucky 5, 6, 7, 8
Woodbine 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
Remington 2, 4, 8, 10

WMF Report:

Speed
Delpark 6f
Hoosier 5½f, 7½f
Portland 6f
Thistle 6f

Nocturnal Submission: Mild interest in the fourth at Hoosier (6:48 p.m. EDT / 3:48 p.m. PDT), and #7 X Playboy. …Skip a race there and then return for the sixth (7:40 / 4:40), in which #7 Rumors Everywhere can land in the winner’s circle. …

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Ciao.