Monday Boxing: Ginger Spice Edition

In their next photo-op, the Girls will be ramming shiny yellow bulldozers through some of Rio’s more stubborn favelas. Chop-chop! Four years isn’t that much time!

Before that, though, the Gazprom Winter Games at Sochi, 2014. Have some borscht on that McDLT, comrade! Messrs. Abramovich & Usmanov insist! Da!

Fort Erie
Race 3: #5 Zippy Lady (early) – #4 Purrfect Tiger (final)
Race 6: #4 Blues Music – #2 Whos Hot Now

Keystone
Race 8: #2 Slick Idea – #7 Now and Zen

Thistle
Race 4: #5 Skim Scam – #2 Awesome Prince
Race 5: #5 Lok Virsa – #1 Super Indeed

Mountain
Race 10: #2 Stark Ravin Mad – #1A Promising Ed
Race 6: #6 Powerstown – #5 Moneyinthecuvee
Race 7: #2 Epidova – #5 Shotgun Sinner
Race 8: #1 Diamond Appeal – #7 Five Star Success

All right, all right, ya hipsters. Thank you. Best wishes. Please join us again tomorrow for the “Tuesday Sniping” presented by Koch Bros. Dioxin Pushers, Inc. Until such time, it’s goodbye. Poka!