First Post: Thursday, March 17, 2011

Guinness, obviously. But only to chase down the Jameson. As for the Old Bushmills, that’s for the Ulsterman. Today, only Jameson!

All right, all right, ya green-beer swillers! We got a whole day of drinking on tap! Here are the free ones…

Aqueduct 4, 5, 8
Gulfstream 3, 7, 9
Santa Anita 4, 5, 6

Of the three, of course it’s Aqueduct that’s least appealing. But you already knew that.

On the pay side…

Rundown
Laurel 6, 7, 9
Oaklawn 4, 6, 8
Golden Gate 3, 4, 5
Turfway 7, 8, 10

Quite surprised that the Hawthorne isn’t open today, given that Chicago is a notoriously Irish town. Speaking of which, get that Suffolk Downs open today! This is a sham!

WMF Report: Yesterday’s report makes sense, with these additions. …Golden Gate has that nice WMF 200 at 6f. …Now you can add the 1m to the speed-favoring 6f at Gulfstream. …Contrast at Turfway, where the 6f is a synth-defying WMF 158 but the 6½f is WMF 46. …Play accordingly. …

Whatever you do today, take a nice glass of water with every unit of alcohol; that will stave off any potential biochemical issues waiting in the next 24 hours.

Moreover, don’t drink and drive! Best wishes!