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Black-and-white label…

How ’bout that Sharapova? How ’bout that RAFA? Both with the mental toughness and determination befitting the all-time champeens they are. They fight, fight, fight with all their might, might, might. How ’bout sending some of that fighting spirit this … Continue reading →

A.C. Milan made to look like Serie B relegation candidates. Mes que un club!

All right, all right, ya Latin Scholars. Ars longa, vita brevis. To which J. Conrad added, “And success is very far off.”

All right, all right, ya Conrad-loversz! March 5 now historically a bad date to be a Leftist Dictator. Bill Maher weeping inconsolably. That alarmist!

Thank you, Sara Garnett, for making the J! show watchable the past four nights. We already mourn your absence from the next TOC. Sniff.

Thanks to the Academy. Thank you to The Powers That Be for casting her as a relatable character, finally, absent the archery, away from Appalachia. Tyvm.

Trying to give some back! Unfortunately for the mutuel machines and your fellow horserace speculators, we are not able to post enough crazy (krz! cray!) issuesz today to return all the money removed from them yesterday. Hope you had ’em…complimentary … Continue reading →

Living hermetically does have its advantages. It is only through third-party sources that we have heard anything about this young-female speech affectation called “uptalking”. Lookin’ at you, Lina Dumpham! You and your pudding face!

As you doubtless are aware by now, we tend to rail against the derivative. For example, why bother with Ralph Lauren and all his faux traditionalism (nothing but a veneer to cover up all that striving!) when you can go … Continue reading →