Two-faced, yes. But, unlike someone we know, he’s not triple-chinned. That’s prolly why the First Lady & First Daughter both seem so thirsty for that two-faced fellow from Up North. Hoo-boy.
You know how U.S. Presidents age as they grow longer in their term of office? What’s the story with Yellow on Top & Orange Below over here? Steroids, for sure! Beefroids! Remember how Barrie Bonds Jr. & Roger Clemens Sr. somehow got stronger as they aged? Right! It was the beefroids! We should see if Yellow on Top & Orange Below is on the beefroids! Perhaps that was the purpose of that Saturday trip to the Walter Reed a few weeks ago, to get that much-needed injection of beefroids into the system, from cows supplied by none other than Rep. Devin Nunes (R.-Calif.). Rep. Adam Schiff (D.-Calif.), please get on this. It could explain a lot of the antics we’ve seen, because we all know loading up on beefroids tends to lead to roid-rage. Thank you!
Yesterday:
Mahoning 7
#6 Buckeye Ruckus ($33.40, BestLine Fair Odds 3.15-1)
Mahoning 9
#3 Rebel’s Revenge ($26.20, BestLine Fair Odds 7.00-1)
ParXXX 1 (Low-Priced Overlay of the Day)
#1 Aleda Lutz ($8, BestLine Fair Odds 1.91-1)
There was one selected ParXXX race yesterday. There were three win-overlay wagers. There was a runner-up finish, at 14-1. Next time!
WMF Report / Track-Trend Notes:
https://twitter.com/cpcbestline/status/1202305176951898112
We don’t chase our cookies with beefroids, however. Though that might help. It might pep us up a little from our usual state of lethargy and overall mopey behavior. Maybe we’ll try some of ’em special Devin Nunes-brand beefroids soon. Yeah! Mooooo!
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Today:
All right, all right, ya beefroid-lovers! Take it easy! You think these horseys run faster when they get the beefroid treatment? Maybe that’s why they’re breaking down so bad; too much beefroids, which leads them to an atavistic state of ragefully wild running that they simply are no longer bred to handle. Could be!
Turf Paradise 4, 5, 6.
