A Sweet Year to Yourself
All right, all right, ya Yahweh-worshippersz! Take it easy! If you’re going to put any kind of honey on your apple slices at sundown, this is the brand, right here. Now, we don’t shill for just any honey; only the best honey — that is, Honey Dew Apiary Honey. Tyvm. L’shana tova, Sha-Na-Na and Shania Twain to all our Hebrew friendsz in the attendance.
By the way, Moses (Malone) is dead now. He got the ball in the low post, back to the basket, it was all over, either strong field goal to the rack or else two free throws. Unstoppable. R.I.P. Doc Erving could not have gotten his championship without him. R.I.P., Moishe Malonewicz.
Free ones: Rundown…
Belmont 6
Gulfstream Park Proper 6, 9, 10, 11
Los Alamitos Thoroughbreds 7
Pay-side (Weekday/Weekend): Today…
BelTerra 2, 3, 4, 7
Churchill 3, 4, 5, 6, 8, 10
Laurel 1, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
Monmouth 3, 7
Retama 4, 6, 8, 9
Woodbine 4, 6, 7, 8, 9
Today’s Stakes Pageantry: Gulfstream 9 on the free page. Pay-side features Woodbine 6, 9.
Should be OK for #8 Ready for Rye in Belmont 8.
#5 Mt Veeder looks prohibitively strong in Los Alamitos Thoroughbreds 8.
Nod to #10 Lea in Woodbine 10.
Wild-open in Zia 10, with the tricky triumvirate of #8 Alonso, #2 Watch Me Go, #1 Circustown Flyer not out of it.
Big stakes days in the Pacific Northwest, on both sides of the border where the wall will soon be erected with the Neighbors to the North of it gladly paying for all construction, labor and upkeep — such a deal! Keep those bland and flavorless Canadiansz OUT OF THE U-S-A! F-yeah! STAY OUT CANADIANS! KEEP YOUR DEGRASSI JR. HIGH & DRAKE & REMITTANCE LOONIESZ OUT OF AMURRIKA! Thanks, eh? And we will not repatriate Diana Krall or Wm. Shatner or Catherine O’Hara.
Over at the Emerald, Race 7 finds #5 Invested Prospect doing fine in isolation. In the eighth, #8 Timberfaller is a live longshot, as is debut issue #4 Party for One. In Race 9, the favourite-longshot pairing of #1 Lady Rosberg–#4 Among the Stars appears appealing.
Up at Hastings, #5 Ole’s Miss is the longest shot on your morning line in Race 1; nonetheless, she can do it. Race 5 is tamer, with #6 Tracker probably living up to morning-line favoritism. Back to contentiousness in the sixth: #8 Mysterious Soul, #7 Taylors Deal, #1 Shooting Jacket are capable of blowing up the Vancouver, B.C., toteboard.
Sidestepping the top two morning-line choices in Race 7 to go with #3 Eustacia and #1 Hero’s Amor.
Yesterday’s Activity: Tulane Green Wave Collegiate American Gridiron Throwball moves to 0-2; ACC foes too potent in the opening weeks. Pennetta wins major, abruptly retires. Ditto Lloyd Macomber Jr. Short, happy lives.
WMF Report:
Early
Emerald 6f
Gulf 6f
Hastings 1 1/16m
Keystone 6f
Nocturnal Submission: Sifting through the wreckage…
Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Shalom and good yontiff.
Honey Dew Apiary has a quandary? Surrounded by Monsanto, Hemp & Marihoochie experimentation goin on next door. Move Beez to shady location {I don’t mean Cooler}. First time in 15 yrs. the HONEYMAN has heavily medicated his stock. Antibiotics and Diaharrea meds. Of 16 hives- 2 die, 6 moved to new location, the rest Oh well Hoo-boy no honey for them to eat this winter. Golden Rod {the state flower} bloomin everywhere and nothing. Got the sugar water on them and plenty of it 1:1 mixture. May-Bee next year.
Who watched the last Race at PHA. yesterday? Adel Dilschneider {Miss Budweiser} & Dell Hancock {Miss Claiborne Farm} owned this colt,a first time starter, goin a route of ground, and the quizzical question trained by M. Matz ??? I changed my mind for the 3rd time. I wuz right for once or thrice. A colt by Blame won easily and paid $13.00. It caused the HONEYMAN to come from 4th place in a Derby War to the winner. That All In One plus Dick Mitchell teachings tend to keep one inside during this Beautiful Week Of KY. weather.
Wife makes the HONEYMAN go to Red River Gorge for a wedding Saturday. Some wanna BEE Hippiez getting hooked up. Hope no one falls off a cliff & the Wolfe Co. EMT’s have to find them {they do not look very hard}. HOO-HOO-Hoo- BOYZ
The HONEYMAN- with a circle R. will try his luck at KD”s today. Good Sept so far.
Tyvm.
You are the funniest. Now hear this: urban apiariesz coming to La-La Land! We know someone who keeps one already in his backyard. Says the beesz pollinate everything in the neighborhood and buzz in a 3-5-mi. radius and use that evolutionary internal GPS (NO WAR EAGLESz needed!) to come home every day. No one will legislate nature, not the Libertariatsz, not the Statistsz.
Come to La-La Land and show the benighted local hipstersz how it’s done. We are sure some Arkansasz boysz had to go over to Park Slope & Wmszburg to teach ’em Kosher/Kashrut butchersz how to raise ’em chickensz. Come do the same for the buzzersz. Lots of model-quality young womensz (slightly better looking than Kim Davis of Rowan Co., Commonwealth of Ky.) need help with their HIVESz.
Do it. DO it today, Honeyman®.
P.S. Matz a known quantity with turf-routing first-timersz. You are doing good!
Those La La beez will never find their way home thru the smoke and smog. Park Slope and Jeffersonville {marvin kept Mt. Sterling economy goin fillin up Motels and Restaurants every weekend} Wmszburg A.K.A. “Rooster Arena” sometimez a go but by invite only. Still have bluegrass band and crooked dice game. The BOYZ south of texas teach Ark boyz what it’s all about. Sent Roy Jones Jr. home a cryin. Wonder why all those guyz “The Donald” wants out of here own all them Restaurants in La La? They never have any chickin on their menus. They gave a fella cash to buy a farm then had him build a big Bullfrog Lake so they would sell frog leggz at the restaurants. It was completed and soon after he had a mysterious heart attack. something thru his noze.
I do have a bee buddy that brings beez to Cal. every year pollinatin Almonds. 1 truckload from Ind. to Cal 7K, just one way haulin bill. He brings 3 trucks. More money polinatin than sellin honey. he duz both. 6 family members takin care of 3K hives. they sell drums like I do qts.
Didn’t fire the cannon on the Matz horse but I did shoot. No good today CHOLLIE, no good. I like that word.
the HONEYMAN with a circle r. Ill bee sendin C. Mack another reup four I runz out. War Eagle said there were no Kim Davis’s in La La Land. at least he didn’t see any.