Many Happy Returns…
Unlucky to try this now, but hopefully she can forgive on Yom Kippur! What?! Belated [redacted] birthday wishes to Courtney MacGraw. Hope you enjoyed your special day.
Free ones: Rundown…
Belmont 1, 9
Calder 6
Short-Segment Barretts (a k a Fairplex Park née Pomona Fair) 8
Pay-side: Today…
Churchill 1, 3, 8, 9, 10
Golden Gate 2, 6
Remington 4, 6, 8, 9
Woodbine 6, 9
Today’s Stakes Pageantry: Fpx 9 is the Shepherd, and here’s hoping Triple Threat Horsey #3 Miss Scatalicious won’t be running like a sheep. …
Yesterday’s Activity: Sorry, no Ned Reldem, Esq. today. We know how you look forward to hearing about his parimutuel adventures. Maybe if he sneaks in something before sundown EDT tonight, we’ll be able to report something from him tomorrow. Certainly from about 7:15 p.m. EDT Friday to 7:14 p.m. EDT Saturday, he cannot possibly be engaging in the horseys, can he? Certainly not! However, we shall see. Maybe to him, it’s the age-old dilemma: free ham! What are you going to do! Better call Saul! And who by trichinosis? Who by slow horseys? Who(m) shall I say is calling?
All right, all right, ya Leonard Cohen-overdosersz! Play the Lloyd Cole version of “Chelsea Hotel” when you are able. It will restore your sanity and your humanity.
Yesterday, it was a King of the NetCapper Bulliesz special in the finale at Delpark. Somehow the 15-1 morning-line Bonkersmate Atlantis Moon was sent away at 2-1, winning by nearly six lengths at $6.20. Ugh. Thanks a lot, Stanton! Thanks a lot! Top selection Sterling’s Diva, 12-1 morning and 20-1 in real life, rallied to complete the cold-punch Bonkers Box at $117 (for $2). Thanks a lot, Stanton! Thanks a lot! Yawn.
Again, we are hopeful there will be a Ned Reldem, Esq., sighting tomorrow so we all don’t fall asleep at this same stage of this here Web log tomorrow. A package of NoDoz on your person may prove helpful. Thank you.
WMF Report:
Early
Albuquerque 5f, 7f
Emerald 6f
Finger 6f, 1m40y
Fairmount 6f
Barreplex 6f
Indiana 6f
Louisiana 6f
Marquis 6f
Northlands 6f, 6½f
PennNat 6f
Thistle 6f, 1m
Rally
Woodbine 1 1/16m
Nocturnal Submission: Sifting through the wreckage, with a freestander to appear, opportunities permitting. They will be inscribed in the Book of Live Longshots.
Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Shalom.
Courtney, I knew you had Birthday’s! But S.U., he may be like me. Was working on an experimental Reverse Osmosis Plant in Key West way back during the Cuban Boat Lift {interesting, Very interesting}. Buddy’ed up with the cook Daniel & his wife ROSE at the Half Shell Raw Bar { Best Food & Entertainment Around}. Between the 2 of em, maybe 3 teeth, that type! Came to the Key’s visiting, car broke down, so they stayed. Got car started once & headed back to KY, but retreated because fire ants inhabitated car, so they quickly returned. Anyway ,took my visiting mom there for her birthday lunch. ROSE spies me & here she comes. You like my new dress, as she whirls several circles around the aisleway That is ALL she has on Just the dress nothing else. Rose, this is my mom Margaret, Mom this is ROSE. ROSE looks at both of us at once { a wondering eye} and says . as serious as she can,, Keith, I didn’t know people like you had PARENTs. It’s the Absolute Truth!
Will get busy and send REUP this week. Glad people like you have Birthday’s
Harrison {The Honey Guy}
The fire ants! It’s always the fire ants…