Summer! Where’d you go? June Gloom socking us in in July/August! Monsoonal flow! Warmer today in suburban Minnehaha than in L.A. Basin. Start the Mayflower Truxxx! Cargill, General Millsz, here we come!
Free ones: Rundown…
Saratoga Race Course 4, 6, 7
Del Mar Thoroughbred Club 1, 3, 4, 5, 8
Pay-side: Today…
Delpark 2, 3, 4, 6
Suffolk 9
Woodbine 3, 4, 7
Today’s Stakes Pageantry: Sar 6 is on the free page.
WO 4 on the pay-side.
Dmr 7 looks good for #6 Moving Desert.
Yesterday’s Activity: One good play on the “Tuesday Sniping” frontlines. Two minor hitters.
WMF Report:
Early
Beulah 6f
Les Bois 5f (WMF 1000)
Delpark 6f
Evangeline 6f
Indiana 5½f
Northlands 6f
PennNat 6f, 1m
Suffolk 1m70y
Nocturnal Submission: EvD 2 (8:20 p.m. EDT / 5:20 p.m. PDT) has #7 Twinstorm, #3 My Friend SAM, #5 Lord of the Roses and #2 Savon comprising your Nightly Quadruple Stumper. …
Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Aloha. Be there.
If the MINNY-HA-YUNS like you, they’ll name a horse after you “Tubby Time” for Tubby Smith. Temps increased dramatically when the minnehahaians realized their beloved coach TUBBY only recruited OUTLAWS. So the Smith’s & Saul {Who I actually saw reading a Race Form upside down @ KEE} drag the belongings south to revive the RED RAIDERS. Tubby & gang will make fans wonder if BILLY G. was that terrible! Is Texas where Ladies Luv Outlaws?
The D. Mitchell 1st or 2nd race after a Geld. {AHHH! it feels so nice} came thru @DMR!!! TYVM TYVM TYVM
OK. Ya gelded loversz…everything is connected…gelding, recent legislation approvals in Minn. YOW!
All right, all right, ya Rainbow Unicorn loversz. TUBBIE WON A F-ing CHAMPIONSHIP FOR YA! WHAT IS THAT WORTH? HE BEAT THE UTES, FOR CRYIN’ OUT LOUD! ISN’T THAT ENOUGH?
HASN’T HE EARNED THE RIGHT TO FREE MEALS IN LEX. FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE?!
I’m stayin’ out of Kentucky. That makes Tex., Fla., Ky. There it seems like you’re only as good your NEXT winnah…
YW.
Do you have to be GELDED now to marry in MINN???
I love Donna. No one will know the GOOD she did for some “hopeless” people in LEX. I would have breakfast one a month at Springs INN at her table