People pan People, but sometimes that magazine comes in tasty, as with the above-pictured bad agents.
Better than Shari’s! Also on the holiday menu (via more-reputable sources): grilled flank steak, corn salsa (don’t skimp on the jicama!), beer of life, ice cream of love, Brioschi of death…
Free ones: Rundown…
Belmont 1, 3, 5, 6, 7, 9
Calder 1, 5, 8
The BFH 2, 5, 8
Pay-side: Today…
Woodbine 4, 5, 6
Delpark 1, 3, 5
River 3, 4, 7
Arlington 4, 7, 8
Louisiana 2, 5, 6, 9
WMF Report:
Speed
Canterbury 6f
Calder 6f
Chas. Town 4½f
Evangeline 6f
Louisiana 6f
Presque 1m
Prairie 6f, 1m70y
River 6f
Nocturnal Submission: Evangeline, Race 2 (7:05 p.m. EDT / 4:05 p.m. PDT), and #11 Music Street and #2 Sheriff’s Big Gun and #3 Benedabountyhunter are right there. …Over to the PennNat, the sixth (8:20 / 5:20), where #9 Princessoftheland and #10 St. John Vianney and #3 My Stamp are your Bonkers-type trizactor box candidates. …
Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Bye-bye.

Oh brother! wheres the “tux’ on those berries…
Please. One technique at a time. Delirium tremens prevents such precise handiwork at this time. Tyvm!