Regrets for the long delay in posting. No we were not Raptured; nor were we Disappeared to the sub-Saharan Africa. However, we were both Raptured AND Disappeared to a far more ambivalent place we’re calling ‘Stepgrandparent Land’, in which we were entrusted to make sure a small child was neither Raptured nor Disappeared. Get it? Got it? Good googly moogly! (With apologies to the late, great Whitman Mayo, who doubtless will be found among the elect when the Rapture is here; unless his corpse has been Disappeared to sub-Saharan Africa, in which case that might be the end of him.)
As well, the recent hot temperatures here in sunny Southern California have been Disappeared, though without the need for ICE, thankfully. Maybe ICE will be Raptured while they’re doing their Disappearing. Come on, Jesus! Come get your boyzzzzz! Bring them to a place that will be better for all of us.
Four races that will either be Rapturous for or Disappearing of The Bankroll…
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