Yea, verily. Jm. Kimmel was kind to us on stage once, preventing our 10 little piggies from being sheared off by a fast-moving, iron-safe-bearing cart shoved toward our tootsies by one Mistah Ben. J. Stein, Snr. Scrub-on over to the 3:55 mark of this obscure 1999 Comedy Central promotional ad (look quick; there’s 30-frames-a-second, but it’s a split-second!) to see us begin our eventually redeeming TV-game-show career, to which there is no possible current route of return.
Here’s some potential money to win, just not Ben Stein’s, unless he is partaking of the parimutuels this evening…
Bering Strait, goddammit, Bering Strait…
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